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Oct 30, 2002, 5:20pm

well the old saying is cure one bug and dam and hell fire there another two
apeared


rofl


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Oct 30, 2002, 7:17pm

lol no no its a well picked team by aw that know what they doing...... no
offence to beta team


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Oct 30, 2002, 9:08pm

lol expertise my friend or someone that can do a good application.


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Oct 31, 2002, 1:05pm

That I might well beleave, Cals men in black.

I just hope they know what its all about.
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Nov 1, 2002, 4:12pm

While you are reading this:


Somewhere in the world a child is dying of hunger.
Somewhere in the world a mother is greiving.
Somewhere in the world an old man is dying alone in a hospital, alone, and
afraid.

Today your stomach is full.
Praise be.

Today your heart is full.
Praise be.

Today you are alive.
Praise be.

Feel.
Feel your heart.

Take a moment of your time.

Take a moment and send love and comfort
to the child that is dying.

Take a moment of your time.......

Take a moment and send love and comfort
to the mother that is grieving.


Take a moment and send love and comfort
to the old man dying alone and afraid.

Take a moment.
Take a moment of your time.


namaste; Subbmitted in Rainbow NG by bodhi

Nov 1, 2002, 8:13pm

No offence taken, just brings a thought and smile to people :-)


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Nov 4, 2002, 5:52am

Dear Newsgroup reader,

You have just received the "Activeworlds Virus".

As I do not have any programming skills at all, we have decided that this
virus shall work on the honor system.
Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually forward this
virus to everyone on your mailing list.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Wizard Myrddin







THIS IS A JOKE...................................

Nov 4, 2002, 11:28am

Dam, someone always one that got the best protection..



Wiz
"When the legends die, the dreams end. When the dreams end, there is no more
greatness." - T.S. Eliot
Look that up in your Funk and Wagnall

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Nov 4, 2002, 6:05am

Activeworlds - Where do you fit in?

Enzo
Leaps tall buildings on a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives Policy to God

AW Programmer
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if sea is calm
Talks to God

AW Customer Service
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with God if special permission is approved

Newgroup Flamer
Barely clears a PP01 created hut Loses tug of war with a switch
engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God

AW Events organiser
Makes high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings
Is run over by locomotives
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Calls swimming "Staying Alive In The Water"
Talks to animals

Community Leader
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls

Committe Member
Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building
Says look at the choo-choo
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Thinks they are God

Plain Activeworlds Member
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in their teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
Is a god

Nov 4, 2002, 4:12pm

Hi all

Since I only use this email account with activeworlds and nowhere else in
the last week myself and other are receiving a vast amount of porn related
spam, using the email address provided on aw newsgroups.

This tracing is confirmed by others also receiving porn related
material.using account with this newsgroup/s.


Although is cannot be ruled out that it might be a related topic to some
peoples stand against a certain organisation it is def confirmed that the
email address where taken from aw newsgroups.

A article is availble to mung you email address located at:

http://members.aol.com/emailfaq/mungfaq.html#how-mung

Nov 9, 2002, 10:25am

So true, I suppose im quite lucky to have unlimmited email alais connected
to my domains(only using about 5 emails for official purposes)

Its aways surprising to see where harvesting is taking place and for what
type of spam is recived.


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Dec 22, 2002, 6:04am

Most I know use ts4 as for aw modeling use it is I consider the better and
easyer of the packages and can be learnt fairly fast. Plus some good
tutorials on the net for it.


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Dec 22, 2002, 3:40pm

I think Robbies tutorial was writen for truespace4 not truespace 5 as you
will know why pay for something that a cheaper product will do just as well.
Plus most tutorials I have seen for aw use are writen for TS4, I found when
teaching it, its less confusing for the beginner then hunting through icon
menus that you problerly never want to use for aw modeling.


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Feb 6, 2003, 8:57pm

You just gotta look when the rot started to set in, the biggest argument ive
seen have been over this last year regardless of what it was.

The community or whats left of it is run for all the people, look how many
attend stuff? the only high access counts Ive seen is when tourists where
allowed in as a privledge.

AW.inc has seen many staff depart, long time great builders have left aw.

I think its about time someone looked around and stopped getting the word
from the few and listen to the mass membership.. Yes I don't go into aw much
now, why? because its losing what it was, Its heart.

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Feb 8, 2003, 7:04am

Thought the cys where not any competition?


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Feb 8, 2003, 2:14pm

Opps sorry Maki, I forgot that selection of words are banned from normal
people from mentioning. Don't want to get my account cancelled.

Please disregard my last posting in this thread.

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Feb 28, 2003, 8:56pm

During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a school to explain his
politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up
and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions:"

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you
still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?



Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave
the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions.
Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions:"

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you
still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?

Mar 1, 2003, 1:37pm

If you have installed phpnuke, and this is your problem,drop my a telegram
inworld and I will try and assist you in getting it on line.

Regards

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Mar 2, 2003, 11:17am

If you followed all instructions it should be ok, rem to edit config files
with the relevent info and cmod the relevent folders. The 4 sites we have
running under phpnuke give us no problems and run on auto.

Its usually a cmod problem or your database.

Have a good read of the instructions if you havent all ready done so and
follow to the letter, You can also unpack them to your web site if you can
access by secureFTP, this will peform the relevent cmoding for you, leaving
only the relevent files to edit.


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Mar 3, 2003, 1:47pm

Try:

http://forms.caligari.com/forms/ts3all_free.html


Share and Enjoy


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Mar 3, 2003, 1:35pm

A man rushes home and bursts in yelling

"Pack your bags sweetheart, I've just won the lottery, all six numbers"
She says

"Oh Wonderful, shall I pack the bags for the big city or the beach"

He replies
"I don't care...Just F**k off!"


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Mar 4, 2003, 8:11am

Ok try this one: From Misty

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father of the child.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in
favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even
10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to
go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20%
pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.

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Mar 5, 2003, 8:16am

No offense to female drivers intended with this one.

Fro, the English roads:

A woman had stalled at traffic lights as they changed to green. She had
difficulty getting started, and by the time she had done so the lights were
red. She did exactly the same thing when they next changed green, and many
cars were hooting behind her.

A police car approaching from the opposite direction saw what was happening.
The police car was equipped with a tannoy, and the policeman began telling
everyone to stop hooting.

"The driver has stalled her car, something we have all done at some time,
and it will not help if you get her flustered.

Please have patience, it is not the driver's fault."

The lights changed green, and the woman started to pull away - backwards!
..
..
..
..
..

From the tannoy, which the policeman had obviously forgotten to switch off,
came the words, "Now look what the silly bitch has done!"

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Mar 6, 2003, 5:48pm

[Please excuse the Australian origin and flavour of this, but really it
might have universal appeal :-) ]

Dear President Bush & Mr. Howard,

Take all Australian women who are within five years of menopause - train
us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks,
moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate & canned tuna - drop us
(parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan & let us do
what comes naturally.

Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff
like grocery shopping & paying bills, is formidable enough to make even
armed men in turbans tremble.

We've had our children; we would gladly suffer or die to protect them &
their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left
already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a
good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by
lightning. We have nothing to lose.

We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet & the
grapefruit diet in gyms & saunas across Australia & never lost a pound. We
can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food
at all!

We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware
stores, or sporting events. . ..finding bin Laden in some cave will be no
problem. Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new
government? Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for
in-laws & extended families at Christmas dinners for years ... we
understand tribal warfare.

Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for
how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts & money sources. We know
how to find that money & we know how to seize it ... with or without the
government's help!

Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we
crawl like ants with hot flashes over their godforsaken terrain.

Sincerely, The Mature Women of Australia

--

Original from


Rowland Croucher

http://www.pastornet.net.au/jmm/index.htm
(9150+ articles)

Mar 15, 2003, 9:23am

The owner of a chemist walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall.

The owner asks the assistant: "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?" The assistant responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxative."

The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough
with a bottle of laxatives!"

The assistant calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid
to cough!"


Source:
Misty

Mar 16, 2003, 9:26am

1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be
yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if
it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that
you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.

2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics
class pulls a hamstring.

3. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all
that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body,
how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear
as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."

4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

5. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

6. The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what
you're doing, someone else always does.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

8. Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks
two sizes!

9. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

10. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?
That's my idea of a perfect day.


--

Sorce: Rowland Croucher

Mar 16, 2003, 2:19pm

1) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer

fewer heart attacks than the British or

Americans.

2) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of

fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than

the British or Americans.

3) Conclusion: Eat what you like. It's speaking

English that kills you.



Source: Funnybone

Mar 24, 2003, 12:35pm

Easyest way if you running unix based server is to cmod the folder and keep
the noisey parkers out of it.


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Mar 23, 2003, 7:08am

Right its very common know whats in 3.4 all have read TechoZeus 3.4 pages
since it was shouted at the gate a while back. Its why I stopped creating my
world as the time and effort has been wasted on some things.


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Mar 23, 2003, 7:35am

opps for those not read it:

http://host.activeworlds.com/TechnoZeus/


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