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Mar 15, 2003, 9:23am

The owner of a chemist walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall.

The owner asks the assistant: "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?" The assistant responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxative."

The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough
with a bottle of laxatives!"

The assistant calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid
to cough!"


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Misty

Mar 15, 2003, 2:19pm

HAHA, good one :O)
JB


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Mar 15, 2003, 3:20pm

heh, pretty funny.

Try this one of for size.

On a fine day in West Virginia, two friends were out in the forrest hunt.
The two hunters, Bill and Bob, were just shooting the breeze, having a good
time, and possibly were going to shoot some game if they could manage it.

All of a sudden, Bill keels over, gags, sputters, and lies motionless on the
ground

In a panic, Bob whips out his cell phone and dials up 911 (the police)

The calm, cool, collected voice of the operator comes on the phone,
inquiring of the emergancy. At this, Bob answers in one long sentence

"My friend-on the ground-wont get up-think hes dead-my god-what can I do?"

The sweet voice of the operator replies, "Well, first, lets make sure your
friend is really dead."

Bob says he will do just that, and the next moment the operator hears the
crack of a gunshot on the other end of the line, and Bob breathlessly gets
back on the phone

saying

"Okey, now what?

Mar 16, 2003, 1:27pm

That was good.

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Mar 16, 2003, 5:03pm

But then how do you treat the being afraid to cough?

Oh... I know: *Grabs Do-Not-Eat-Poision-For-Elephant Tablet and gives to
patient*

LOL

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