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More humour // General Discussionwizard myrddinNov 4, 2002, 6:05am
Activeworlds - Where do you fit in?
Enzo Leaps tall buildings on a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives Policy to God AW Programmer Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if sea is calm Talks to God AW Customer Service Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks with God if special permission is approved Newgroup Flamer Barely clears a PP01 created hut Loses tug of war with a switch engine Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God AW Events organiser Makes high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings Is run over by locomotives Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Calls swimming "Staying Alive In The Water" Talks to animals Community Leader Runs into buildings Recognizes locomotives two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life jacket Talks to walls Committe Member Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building Says look at the choo-choo Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Thinks they are God Plain Activeworlds Member Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in their teeth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance Is a god d a nNov 4, 2002, 2:41pm
"wizard myrddin" <Hippyring at rdescape.co.uk> wrote
> Community Leader > Runs into buildings > Recognizes locomotives two out of three times > Is not issued ammunition > Can stay afloat with a life jacket > Talks to walls I use do but instead i run into lamp posts :\ --- D a n |
