If real life was like AW (General Discussion)

If real life was like AW // General Discussion

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silenced

Mar 19, 2002, 2:04am
If real life was like AW.

Entering a room could be dangerous.. everything slows down while you brain
processes everything and everyone there.

Certain things you can't look at unless you turn at an angle and look out at
the corner of your eye.

Other things you can look at but no matter how much you move around you're
always looking at the same part.

Gravity has no meaning.. if you're falling just simply press your belly
button and you'll stop dead.

While going down an incline you will float for 2 seconds each time you hit
the surface and move forward.

If you don't pay a renewal fee to the government, they come and force you to
wear stupid grey clothes and a camera.

Hope you don't have packet loss, going down the stairs could be deadly.
You'd start at the top then you'd be in the middle falling down. Or the
bathroom (let's not go there)..

When you enter a car you disappear inside it and feel like you're really the
car and you can strafe.

When you close one eye you can run the speed of sound.

If you plug your nose you can move through any surface you choose.

Images and posters look like snow on a TV until they appear when/if they
load.

There are phantom walls that you can feel and run into, but never see.

You can climb walls by shimmying side to side up them.

If the ground doesn't exist, there is no gravity and walking on surfaces
doesn't allow you to move up or down a fraction of an inch.. but you can
still move forward.

Occasionally when something is put on top of something else, you'll see a
flicker of their two surfaces merging.

If you're walking down the street and there are a lot of people present, be
prepared for a drop in blink rate.

If you're in an area with complex structures such as globes.. also be
prepared for a drop in blink rate.

You can only start a building if another house or object is nearby. This is
only allowed if it's authorized by the Government for use.

You also can't build even a fraction of an inch on your neighbor's property
or bring an object of your own to show. Even if they wanted you too. You
can only build if they give you a house key.

You can go under ground and look out a window and still see the sun and sky.

Things move in certain intervals. You can't place something on top of
something else.. but it'll be really close.

You mistakenly put your hand through your forehead and it magically fuses
back together when you remove it.

If you want to dance, you can only do the egyptian and the macarena.

If you stand still for too long you involuntarily start bending forward and
looking down at your feet or putting your hand through your head.

Pieces of buildings appear as black triangles until they've loaded.. or
"Shit Happens" will appear above your head and Ananas will freak out and
say, "The world is coming to an end!"

You can only tell who a person is after they talk, and then their name
hovers above their head in case you forget.

Glass of smaller objects will mask glass of larger objects. Glass usually
has a huge black border around it.

You can color in entire building pieces with one crayon.

If you push something it'll continue spinning until you kick it to stop.

If you open a door you're the only one who sees it open.. everyone else
see's you walk through it.


-Silenced

carlbanks

Mar 19, 2002, 3:21pm
Don't try to take Bowen's Credit.

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joeman

Mar 19, 2002, 3:55pm
Tisk tisk, sad :(. Its not nice to take things of others and put your name
on it.

-Joe

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goober king

Mar 19, 2002, 4:14pm
Umm... you people do realize that Silenced *is* Bowen, right?

[View Quote] > Tisk tisk, sad :(. Its not nice to take things of others and put your name
> on it.
>
> -Joe
>
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Goober King
Hence the danger of changing names!
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dion

Mar 19, 2002, 4:15pm
haha, was waiting for someone to say that :-P

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joeman

Mar 19, 2002, 4:19pm
Ah, so he is. But, why would he change is name? That's a bit odd. That's
all I was going on. If people didn't change their name from NG to NG, life
would be simpler. But, noooooooooooo, everyone has to change their name.
Fine, change your name, I wont respond. Looks like another person to add to
my killfile.

-Joe

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dion

Mar 19, 2002, 4:25pm
lol, well it don't take much to piss you off :-P

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binarybud

Mar 19, 2002, 4:36pm
I was gonna guess that....cause i do not know either person personally...;) but i did notice the difference in the post
times.....only about 6 minutes....lol would have to have been a quick plagerizer....so i reserved my comments hehehhe got lucky
i guess LOL

Leo :)


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binarybud

Mar 19, 2002, 4:37pm
oh forgot .....Thanx Silenced pretty kewl stuff...:)


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swe

Mar 19, 2002, 4:47pm
he was kicked out the NGs, with his bowen name, cuz of the flimkr incident
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joeman

Mar 19, 2002, 5:26pm
I see now.

-Joe

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joeman

Mar 19, 2002, 5:26pm
hush

-Joe

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silenced

Mar 19, 2002, 5:53pm
LoL I am Bowen :)

-Silenced

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silenced

Mar 19, 2002, 5:57pm
Sorry I thought when I signed bowen in that thread a long while ago.. and
when bodhitah called me bowen that other people figured it out.. I'll
sign --Bowen-- from now on.

--Bowen--

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silenced

Mar 19, 2002, 6:00pm
By the way, feel free to come up with more of these and post them in reply
to this post ;)

--Bowen--

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carlbanks

Mar 19, 2002, 7:41pm
MagsBot and Prestons and Xelagots would be doing events and things.

In paintball you would get thrown back into gz or get a huge ejected sign in
front of you.

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And CarLBanks owns the NG.
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silenced

Mar 19, 2002, 7:57pm
Here's the web version.. spread it around : http://andras.net/life.html

--Bowen--

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sonystyle

Apr 12, 2002, 1:27am
LOL :o) I don't care who wrote it it's good stuff :P
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