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Jun 28, 2001, 6:39pm

Part two... (Count this as two entries my good friend Nornny)

My doom and citizenship expiration lurks in the distance like Nornny's hopes of making it through the next vote on his tribe. I've
decided to take up one of the offers for use of a spare cit to finish this game at least.

On to the fun and juicy stuffz. The small doses of pure Puruvian miracle powder (Don't ask) that I added to the majority of the
other player's drinking water seems to have taken effect and is causing mild bouts of Luke Skywalker's Disease (similar to Lou
Gherig's Disease)

Syntax, he is such a liar. He knows darn well that I was not polishing my heatsink, but loosening the clip on it to faciliate the
addition of a peltier and a watercooling system on top of the peltier to cool that and finally a giant heatsink and fan on top of
the watercooling. As far as the grapes thing, I don't eat grapes. Cold pizza and McDonalds makes for a great diet.

Concidering that Gamera and Alphabit got together and spawned Leaf... I think the entire team can be listed for destruction once my
war-machine makes the merger. Who I'd like to be in the final three with... Tony M and SW Chris would be the two primary choices
since they're my minions. However, some female companionship wouldn't be bad either.
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Jun 28, 2001, 6:52pm

Leaf's ship landed on the city surface. The area - unoccupied. Leaf looked
up at the tall temple. It was covered in ivy and webs. The Sith symbol was
encarved abive the temple entrance. Leaf took out his double sided
lightsaber and a tear fell to the ground, it was time. He walked up the
stairs slowly and approached the massive oak doors. He switched his Light
Saber on and pierced a hole in the rotting door. With a kick, the door
shattered. He walked through the massive and dark hallway, looking around at
the huge arches. Then his head turned forward to his main objective. There
in the shadows laid the tomb of the once powerful Darth Mauz. Leaf scanned
the area and then moved his hand over the lid of the tomb to try find some
kind of button. Then he came upon a small hole. He pulled out his pocket
touch to get a better look and he was amazed to see a that the hole was in
the shape of the letters of AW. he quickly looked at his palm and there was
the same symbol. Leaf's attention then moved a tall stone slab which was
written in HTML form. After transalating it he recited it:

"Those whom try to awake the dead shall live in Peril and Darkness"
"Those who try to re-kindle the light of goodness will be crushed"
"Here lies the mighest warrior, Darth Mauz"
"The one who carries the symbol is the worthy challenger"
"Alas, the bearer of the sacred symbol is the choosen one"
"For he will be able to shakes the leaves from the tree's"
"And stop the insane spammers"
"He will be able to read the Matrex"
"And he alone will have a chance of destroying and perishing all Darkness
from this world and the next"
"The profits show that only he can wipe away the feared Darth Mauz"

Leaf shocked, stepped back and took a deep breath. Then he moved his hand
over the hole and suddenly a huge amount of light shone through his hand. He
fell backwards and the tomb opened. Then a dark figure stepped out of the
darkness, its head facing the ground. Leaf raised his light saber. The
person looked up to show a suit of some kind of armor.
"I have an worthy oppostion at last" said Darth Mauz.
"You will fight with me, fight to the death!" whispered Mauz.
The battle began fast, the lightsabers "Siiiiie" and "Swoooooo" and "Sichhh"
through the air. Mauz then cut Leaf's face leaving a scar that would
probably stay there for life. Leaf backed away and touched the scar, it was
bleeding. The Darth had made him bleed. Leaf wouldn`t take this kind of
crap.
"You foolish boy, I will kill you like I killed your brother!"shouted Mauz.
"I have no brother!" said Leaf puzzled.
"Your father never told you did he? When you were born you had an twin
brother. Nornny is your brother!" grinned Mauz.
"Nornny. . . of course all this time! I had over looked it! You killed him!"
said Leaf.
"And it is time for you now. . ." said Mauz.
Darths lightsaber was raised above the head ready to strike. Leaf quickly
moved his lightsaber into a horizontal position, blocking it. The 2
lightsabers were up against each other and so were the two warriors faces.
"Now, you will die young Ledi!" said Mauz.
"Thats where your wrong" said Leaf. Leaf switched the other side of the
lightsaber on and it went straight through the villians heart. Mauz dropped
the light saber and staggered backwards. Then fell backwards onto its knee's
and took its last breath. It was over. . .finally. Leaf *sighed*. Once again
Leaf turned his back to the corpse and went to his fighter. It was time to
meet his mother, where would she be? Of course Leaf knew only one place to
head the world - Cyawards. . . His quest had finished and he was a full
Ledi. Leaf looked out the cockpit windo and smiled at the stars. There in
the sky was the visions of Gamer, Nornny and Master Skoda. He headed home. .
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Jun 28, 2001, 8:50pm

hold up hold up hold UP! It's bad enough that you kill me and use my death
twice in a diary, you kill off MAUZ! And it wasn't even that exciting of a
death! God, you're asking for it. Now who the heck is going to do Tech Talk?

Nornny

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Jun 29, 2001, 1:58am

Whoa whoa whoa. Hold it just a sec. Whatever happened to this One Master,
One Apprentice thing we had going, huh? I thought I was top dawg and now I
find out that my aunt, Darth Mauz suddenly rises from the dead? That can't
be... Well... maybe she was cloned. I'll give you that. But still....
you ruined the whole saga! Now the Sith Order is terminally unstable. Next
thing you know some farmboy's father from the ass end of space is going to
toss me into a reactor core. (Hmm... I should contemplate that further)

I knew better than to trust a sentient vegitable... First a horned
tattooed freak and now this. I swear once I get my Empire up and running
I'm going to outlaw aliens. Humans only from then on! *sigh* I suppose
there's no rest for the wicked.

Lord Sidious

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Jun 29, 2001, 2:09am

LOL. Gorean is a kill word!? Hey Syntax... Gorean. =P There. That
should stop you.

SW Chris

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Jun 29, 2001, 5:18pm

Dear Diary,
Alas, it's been a long time since I've written. Things have been so busy
around here. Alpha keeps asking to borrow clothes but isn't returning them.
I gave her some of my 'special' tea and while she was busy hallucinating I
snuck into her camp and got my things back. I also took her only copy of
Vogue magazine but made sure it looked like Nornny took it. A subscription
card fell out of the magazine when I picked it up so I left it conspicuously
on Nornny's bunk.

Nornny thinks he's invisible. Thankfully Chris spied on him and we know the
real powers behind all this. Chris and I have plans to go sabotage the
hologram machine. Little do either of them know the real powers helping me.
There's a supposed Eep machine that's creating duplicate Eep's. Rumor has it
that Nornny is in contact with the 'real' Eep. The only person in either of
these tribes that Eep would give the time of day to is me! They 'think' they
know him but they are soooo wrong. I do know him, as much or better than
most around here. If they have cloned Eep's they've made a huge mistake.
They wouldn't begin to know how to handle them and those clones will be
their downfall. The clones would end up wandering the woods saying "Twit!"
or "Drive though!" over and over after they destroyed the camps. I might
have to gather a few of the clones up if they exist and put them to my own
use. I'm sure the real Eep wouldn't mind and would probably aid in helping
me to control them. They don't know that Eep just re-stocked my frig while
no one was looking.

Kellee seems to think I'm gaining weight. Looks can be deceiving and so can
clothes. The extra 'weight' is some of my favorite clothes I'm preventing
Alpha from taking.. again! If Kellee only knew, underneath this all is a
5'10" woman that's a tan and tone 130 lbs. I'm a woman in my prime! I'm
not sure if I should approach Kellee and band together or not. Not sure
she's trustworthy since she talks of putting me in quicksand. *Note, stay
away from quicksand* Might be time for her to go. I love the new baby but
the endless crying at night is getting on my nerves and I need my beauty
sleep. This is no place for a baby anyway.

Spark, well, think it's possibly time for him to go. So young. I have 3
teenagers at home and don't need to keep dealing with his petty in-fighting.
I get enough of this at home. This 'vacation' should at least be some what
relaxing. The other night he complained that SWChris was 'looking' at him.
Jeese, kids!

SWChris looks like he's been doing a great job of spying on the other camp.
I think we need to keep him around for a bit longer. At least until he's no
longer useful. He thinks he gets me drunk and makes me pass out by spiking
my Kool-Aid. Little does he know that I'm spying on him the whole time. He's
just to young to know that a person develops a tolerance to such things with
age and the wisdom to not drink it all.

I took Tony's last copy of the NG Charter. Of course I made it look like
Spark did it. I think Tony is going to be lost for now. Without the charter
he'll wander around aimlessly. It was good he reported on the Eep clones
though. Might be useful to keep around for a few of more rounds.

Wing, alas he's going to be gone before this is over. Might just have to
vote him off first but could keep him around for a couple of weeks until
he's banished from the NG's forever. This was the greatest possible
alliance, Wing and me. We need to hurry and get Alpha removed. At least then
I won't have to keep such a close eye on my wardrobe. I might be better off
making an alliance with Alpha though. The two of us could easily take out
everyone else. She seems to think that she knows that my tribe is going be
voting me off. Little does she know that her tribe is doing the same to her.
I think I need to talk to her, and soon.

Poor Birdmike! Looks like his tribe is wanting to get rid of him. I was
shocked to find him dressed like a clown although I laughed so hard I almost
peed my pants! I left to go swimming and when I came back my fellow tribe
members had done even more terrible things to him. His tribe didn't even
come to his rescue.

Looks like Gamer played around to much with the porn hologram. Doesn't he
know he'll go blind if he keeps doing that?? Not certain whether he survived
the crash or not. Terrible, terrible things were done, at least from what
the log states. I think Leaf and him faked this whole thing and are planning
a new strategy. I found recent scraps of porn magazines around their camp so
I don't think they've gone to far.

Casay
P.S. Just recieved a package from Wayne. The note with it said : Instead of
using fancy store bought apparel for AW Survivor, you need the Sheena, Queen
of the Jungle, outfit. Here is is. At night the D'rak'na (sp??) look is
very good for stalking and disemboweling members of the other tribe. ;)
Hope this helps,
Wayne

Jun 29, 2001, 5:18pm

Dear Diary,
Alas, it's been a long time since I've written. Things have been so busy
around here. Alpha keeps asking to borrow clothes but isn't returning them.
I gave her some of my 'special' tea and while she was busy hallucinating I
snuck into her camp and got my things back. I also took her only copy of
Vogue magazine but made sure it looked like Nornny took it. A subscription
card fell out of the magazine when I picked it up so I left it conspicuously
on Nornny's bunk.

Nornny thinks he's invisible. Thankfully Chris spied on him and we know the
real powers behind all this. Chris and I have plans to go sabotage the
hologram machine. Little do either of them know the real powers helping me.
There's a supposed Eep machine that's creating duplicate Eep's. Rumor has it
that Nornny is in contact with the 'real' Eep. The only person in either of
these tribes that Eep would give the time of day to is me! They 'think' they
know him but they are soooo wrong. I do know him, as much or better than
most around here. If they have cloned Eep's they've made a huge mistake.
They wouldn't begin to know how to handle them and those clones will be
their downfall. The clones would end up wandering the woods saying "Twit!"
or "Drive though!" over and over after they destroyed the camps. I might
have to gather a few of the clones up if they exist and put them to my own
use. I'm sure the real Eep wouldn't mind and would probably aid in helping
me to control them. They don't know that Eep just re-stocked my frig while
no one was looking.

Kellee seems to think I'm gaining weight. Looks can be deceiving and so can
clothes. The extra 'weight' is some of my favorite clothes I'm preventing
Alpha from taking.. again! If Kellee only knew, underneath this all is a
5'10" woman that's a tan and tone 130 lbs. I'm a woman in my prime! I'm
not sure if I should approach Kellee and band together or not. Not sure
she's trustworthy since she talks of putting me in quicksand. *Note, stay
away from quicksand* Might be time for her to go. I love the new baby but
the endless crying at night is getting on my nerves and I need my beauty
sleep. This is no place for a baby anyway.

Spark, well, think it's possibly time for him to go. So young. I have 3
teenagers at home and don't need to keep dealing with his petty in-fighting.
I get enough of this at home. This 'vacation' should at least be some what
relaxing. The other night he complained that SWChris was 'looking' at him.
Jeese, kids!

SWChris looks like he's been doing a great job of spying on the other camp.
I think we need to keep him around for a bit longer. At least until he's no
longer useful. He thinks he gets me drunk and makes me pass out by spiking
my Kool-Aid. Little does he know that I'm spying on him the whole time. He's
just to young to know that a person develops a tolerance to such things with
age and the wisdom to not drink it all.

I took Tony's last copy of the NG Charter. Of course I made it look like
Spark did it. I think Tony is going to be lost for now. Without the charter
he'll wander around aimlessly. It was good he reported on the Eep clones
though. Might be useful to keep around for a few of more rounds.

Wing, alas he's going to be gone before this is over. Might just have to
vote him off first but could keep him around for a couple of weeks until
he's banished from the NG's forever. This was the greatest possible
alliance, Wing and me. We need to hurry and get Alpha removed. At least then
I won't have to keep such a close eye on my wardrobe. I might be better off
making an alliance with Alpha though. The two of us could easily take out
everyone else. She seems to think that she knows that my tribe is going be
voting me off. Little does she know that her tribe is doing the same to her.
I think I need to talk to her, and soon.

Poor Birdmike! Looks like his tribe is wanting to get rid of him. I was
shocked to find him dressed like a clown although I laughed so hard I almost
peed my pants! I left to go swimming and when I came back my fellow tribe
members had done even more terrible things to him. His tribe didn't even
come to his rescue.

Looks like Gamer played around to much with the porn hologram. Doesn't he
know he'll go blind if he keeps doing that?? Not certain whether he survived
the crash or not. Terrible, terrible things were done, at least from what
the log states. I think Leaf and him faked this whole thing and are planning
a new strategy. I found recent scraps of porn magazines around their camp so
I don't think they've gone to far.

Casay
P.S. Just recieved a package from Wayne. The note with it said : Instead of
using fancy store bought apparel for AW Survivor, you need the Sheena, Queen
of the Jungle, outfit. Here is is. At night the D'rak'na (sp??) look is
very good for stalking and disemboweling members of the other tribe. ;)
Hope this helps,
Wayne

Jun 29, 2001, 5:19pm

Sorry for the duplicate post, stupid passwords... arg.

Jun 29, 2001, 5:30pm

Your password posted the message again ???
Must be quite an intelligent one then *g

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Jun 29, 2001, 5:53pm

This is for immunity, all of you tribes DO NOT face any point deductions.
Spark has left the game before the first part of the challenge ended, so
there is NO deduction for Typo other than a deduction of a member. You all,
to some degree, met all or most of the requirements, so I'll go easy and
give them to yu. They were just so darn funny I couldn't take away points
for that. lol

Anyways, you guys have to finish the race strong. You have only 24 hours to
vote and get your friends to vote. You can vote as many times as you want,
just be aware your voting alone will prolly not win the game, as everyone
else will be voting hundreds of times. I tihnk the community this time will
absolutely play a large part in the outcome in this challenge, so be aware
of that.

This is for immunity and your security in the merger! Log on to
http://pub50.bravenet.com/vote/vote.php?usernum=4253335963 and start casting
votes. The website will be updated shortly with a link to this url, ALL of
your diary entries for ppl to read, and Spark's stats.

Nornny

Jun 29, 2001, 8:16pm

Heyyyyyyyyyy........you got the contact info for that Sheena, Queen of the
Jungle, outfit?
Do they have something in black and gold and purple?

Jun 29, 2001, 8:18pm

No, it wouldn't let me post since I wasn't 'logged' in. There was the first
one in the outbox. I changed settings so it would ask me for password and
did another reply. The 'old' one was still in the outbox and it sent before
I grabbed it outta there. Sigh..
Casay

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Jun 29, 2001, 8:20pm

Wayne loves me.. umm make sure for me he gets a Cy award and I'll find ya
one in gold and purple! ;-)
Casay
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Jun 29, 2001, 8:26pm

You mean Sheena, Queen of all of network television after 1:30AM but before the infomercials start.
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Jun 29, 2001, 8:55pm

I think that Leaf should win the challange simply because of this wonderful
story!!!! Too funny!!!
Casay
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Jun 29, 2001, 10:04pm

Does anyone have a utility to automatically reload a URL at a certain interval? I feel like being devious
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Jun 30, 2001, 12:14am

LOL...sorry Casay...no can do:)
Even tho he deserves one:)
I'll be counting votes this weekend and Mon and Tues....please wish him luck
for me:)

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Jun 30, 2001, 8:15am

Yep, I could write somthing like that in Visual Basic...but your on the
other team, thanx for the idea, I think I'll do that for Facter :o)

-Gamer

Jul 1, 2001, 5:25pm

Uh... I didn't spike your punch. Lord Sidious did. ;)

SW Chris
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