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Sep 6, 2003, 1:16pm

10 reasons why we know!

# 10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue"

#9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.

#8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee maker.

#7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#.

#6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's computers
to keep their system running.

#5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper driver
cannot be found"

#4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life support, the
solar panels and thrusters at the same time.

#3: The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of the
CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.

#2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.

And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95....

#1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg

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Thanks to mike popovic

Sep 6, 2003, 2:38pm

ROFL at ur other post too :)

~John

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Sep 7, 2003, 1:08am

I think you should change the #1 reason.
#1. the Mir space station crashed.

Sep 7, 2003, 4:17am

The borg wouldn't be bothered with imperfect technology.


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Sep 7, 2003, 4:24am

[View Quote] Actually, they would. Firstly, they'd use it's imperfections to correct
their own, and secondly, they could use it as a weapon.

--
--Bowen--
http://bowen.homelinux.com/sys/
Yeah, it's that good.
(Maybe an AW section in the near future?)

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