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Sterotype Joke (General Discussion)
Sterotype Joke // General Discussion
Sep 3, 2003, 4:13pm
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a
bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving to inspect a bull, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get
there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out and haul
it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and
says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a
bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and
drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,
"It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette
only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you
to send her the word "comfortable."
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that
you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to
haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable?'"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it
slowly. ("com-for-da-bul")
Share and Enjoy
Sep 3, 2003, 6:15pm
lol Now THAT was a good blonde joke for once *grins*
Sep 3, 2003, 7:07pm
*shows everyone Stacees brown haircolor bottle*
[View Quote]"stacee" <nospam at activeworlds.com> wrote in message
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> lol Now THAT was a good blonde joke for once *grins*
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Sep 3, 2003, 10:39pm
anyone mind if i put up a kinda dirty joke? its only swear words :)
-SWE
[View Quote]"wizard myrddin" <thewizardscave at rdescape.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
> Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
> order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase
a
> bull so that they can breed their own stock.
>
> Upon leaving to inspect a bull, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get
> there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out and haul
> it home."
>
> The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she
> wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
>
> After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
> telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and
> says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought
a
> bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck
and
> drive out here so we can haul it home."
>
> The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,
> "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette
> only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
> one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want
you
> to send her the word "comfortable."
>
> The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know
that
> you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here
to
> haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,
'comfortable?'"
>
> The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it
> slowly. ("com-for-da-bul")
>
> Share and Enjoy
>
>
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Sep 4, 2003, 3:22am
;-"p~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sep 4, 2003, 1:33pm
lol Hey, I'm only PART-blond! :D
[View Quote]"ihnk" <awihnk6 at yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> *shows everyone Stacees brown haircolor bottle*
>
>
> "stacee" <nospam at activeworlds.com> wrote in message
> news:3f564bc9 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
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Sep 4, 2003, 4:29pm
yes the uncolored part :P
[View Quote]"stacee" <nospam at activeworlds.com> wrote in message
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> lol Hey, I'm only PART-blond! :D
> "ihnk" <awihnk6 at yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3f565802$1 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
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Sep 4, 2003, 7:56pm
nah, no one cares. There's no basis for not putting it up anyway.
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-.Duo. (342836)
[View Quote]"swe" <swe at swe-e.com> wrote in message
news:3f5689d9 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
> anyone mind if i put up a kinda dirty joke? its only swear words :)
>
> -SWE
>
> "wizard myrddin" <thewizardscave at rdescape.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3f562f54$1 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
purchase
> a
get
haul
> she
less.
bought
> a
> and
adds,
brunette
sister
> you
> that
here
> to
> 'comfortable?'"
it
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Sep 5, 2003, 7:01am
ROFL
[View Quote]"wizard myrddin" <thewizardscave at rdescape.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3f562f54$1 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
> Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
> Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
> order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase
a
> bull so that they can breed their own stock.
>
> Upon leaving to inspect a bull, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get
> there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out and haul
> it home."
>
> The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she
> wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
>
> After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
> telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and
> says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought
a
> bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck
and
> drive out here so we can haul it home."
>
> The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,
> "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette
> only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
> one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want
you
> to send her the word "comfortable."
>
> The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know
that
> you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here
to
> haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,
'comfortable?'"
>
> The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it
> slowly. ("com-for-da-bul")
>
> Share and Enjoy
>
>
>
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