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How To Confuse (General Discussion)
How To Confuse // General Discussion
Dec 4, 2001, 5:34pm
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that
you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, leave a parking ticket on his sleigh.
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say
"Bah Humbug" and "Go away Santa."
Leave him a note saying that you've gone away for the holidays, and would he
mind watering your plants.
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa
arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always
return to the scene of the crime."
Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and
corrections.
Paint "hoofprints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house,
go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been trampled.
Threaten to sue.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa is sure to see them.
Go outside and yell, "Yee-haw! A herd of deer!" and fire a shotgun a couple
times.
Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear
and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This
neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us!"
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Dec 4, 2001, 6:08pm
hehehehe...
[View Quote]"anduin lothario" <anduin at anduin-lothario.com> wrote in message
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> Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that
> you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
>
> While he's in the house, leave a parking ticket on his sleigh.
>
> Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say
> "Bah Humbug" and "Go away Santa."
>
> Leave him a note saying that you've gone away for the holidays, and would
he
> mind watering your plants.
>
> Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa
> arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They
always
> return to the scene of the crime."
>
> Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and
> corrections.
>
> Paint "hoofprints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the
house,
> go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been trampled.
> Threaten to sue.
>
> While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
>
> Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa is sure to see
them.
> Go outside and yell, "Yee-haw! A herd of deer!" and fire a shotgun a
couple
> times.
>
> Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with
unclear
> and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
>
> Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This
> neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us!"
>
> --
> _________________________________________
> Anduin Lothario
> ICQ#:17962714
>
> SMS: +278314217962714
> More ways to contact me:
> http://wwp.icq.com/17962714
> http://www.anduin-lothario.com
> _________________________________________
>
>
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Dec 4, 2001, 6:36pm
Sorry, messed up the subject :)
Dec 4, 2001, 11:51pm
Thats funny.... I almost peaed my pants :)
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[View Quote]"anduin lothario" <anduin at anduin-lothario.com> wrote in message
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> Sorry, messed up the subject :)
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Dec 7, 2001, 7:44pm
LOL!
[View Quote]"anduin lothario" <anduin at anduin-lothario.com> wrote in message
news:3c0d2551 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
| Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that
| you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
|
| While he's in the house, leave a parking ticket on his sleigh.
|
| Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say
| "Bah Humbug" and "Go away Santa."
|
| Leave him a note saying that you've gone away for the holidays, and would
he
| mind watering your plants.
|
| Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa
| arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They
always
| return to the scene of the crime."
|
| Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and
| corrections.
|
| Paint "hoofprints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the
house,
| go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been trampled.
| Threaten to sue.
|
| While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
|
| Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa is sure to see
them.
| Go outside and yell, "Yee-haw! A herd of deer!" and fire a shotgun a
couple
| times.
|
| Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with
unclear
| and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
|
| Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This
| neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us!"
|
| --
| _________________________________________
| Anduin Lothario
| ICQ#:17962714
|
| SMS: +278314217962714
| More ways to contact me:
| http://wwp.icq.com/17962714
| http://www.anduin-lothario.com
| _________________________________________
|
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