[Humor] You know you have been on the computer too long when.... (General Discussion)

[Humor] You know you have been on the computer too long when.... // General Discussion

1  |  

d a n

Dec 29, 2002, 5:29pm
Something that came inside my InBox


You know you have been on the computer too long when....

1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

2. When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

3. When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

4. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to
bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting
the "else" clause.

5. You try to sleep, and think sleep(8 * 3600); /* sleep for 8 hours /

6. When you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the
next page.

7. When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone
and start dialling an IP number...

8. When you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor
you want.

9. When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail,
but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

10. When you look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.

11. When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the
math in octal.

12. When you look for a trash can icon for throwing garbage.

I dont know how made this but its funny ^_^

D a n


Dec 30, 2002, 2:32am
This doesn't count for being online, lol, but after being used to the 'page'
feature on coordless phones (you press the button and the phone begins to
beep until it is picked up, so you can find it when lost) Ive actually
thought "I can't find my history book.. page it!" :( Sadness when I realize
half a second later it's impossible LOL. Too bad :(


[View Quote]

d a n

Dec 30, 2002, 2:20pm
hehe :o)

D a n

1  |  
Awportals.com is a privately held community resource website dedicated to Active Worlds.
Copyright (c) Mark Randall 2006 - 2024. All Rights Reserved.
Awportals.com   ·   ProLibraries Live   ·   Twitter   ·   LinkedIn