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Aug 28, 2002, 4:27pm

I made this one up myself, so it may not be funny, but just humor me on this one.

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Once upon a time, many years ago, there was a tiny community that lived upon a hill, called Newsville. This community was considered a safe and prosperous place to live, for no rule breakers lived in Newsville. In the center of Newsville there were two things that the town was most proud of: a large cross, to show the town's devotion to Christianity, and a large wooden board, where the community inhabitants came and pinned their writings for others to see and respond to.

Then one day an evil man by the name of P. R. Spammer descended upon the village of Newsville. He had an issue and he wanted it to be EVERYBODY's issue. When he found out about the community's famous posting board, he could think of no better way to make his issue known. However, when he arrived at the village center and saw how many postings were on the board, he though, "No one is going to be able to see this in all that mess." Then Mr. Spammer saw the large cross next to the board and had an idea. He would pin his writing on the cross so that everyone would see it!

The next day the village was in uproar. When two police knocked at Mr. Spammer's door and informed him that he was under arrest, Mr. Spammer inquired as to the reason of his arrest.

One of the two policemen said quite bluntly, "Crossposting."

Aug 28, 2002, 11:44pm

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