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andras

Jun 23, 2002, 3:11am
Press Release

SOURCE: Active Worlds (tm) User Group, news://news.andras.net/accutrans

Andras.net Inc, Reveals Inmature (G)UI usages.

Storage World, -- (NONBUSINESS WIRE) -- June 22, 2002 -- a leading worldwide provider of free and friendly building atmosphere for tourists and citizens.

NEWS FLASH: Software(?) QA(?) engineer(?) is looking for a job at McDonalds!

We discovered that a young (possibly immature) fellow using a moniker of Eep² - who is failed to deliver any useful Quality Assurance data from any of his previous jobs and now looking for a new assignment - is forced to take a hike from real life and now he hopes he can have a virtual job as a burger.rwx flipper.
Our sorces found that he failed the entry level qualification at Burger.RWX.King and now he tries Mc.RWX.Donalds. Burger.RWX.King officials told to our correspondent that the applicant flanked his initial training phase due to some unexpected (G)UI usage. He wasn't able to distinguish a fork from a knife and he claimed that the designers of those tools did not learn how to make a decent equipment to play games at the frying bin. Right now he is still on the street to find another job (the streetsweepers already dismissed his application - another source claims).


Andras.net Inc, PR department.
54N 97W Main Street,
Storage
AW
106479

P.S.:
We think this message should be aired at all major stations (mostly the one which has MS in their abbreviation).


Reference:

"NEWS FLASH: AccuTrans 3D again fails to obtain the 'Eep² Seal of Approval'. " news://andras.net/3D150D81.36680A5C%40accesscomm.ca

Safe harbor statement:
This press release may contain forward-looking statements to future events or future performance that involves risks and uncertainties. These statements are made pursuant to the safe harbor provisions of Section 97E of the Stupidities Exchange Act of 2003. These statements are only predictions and actual results could differ materially from those anticipated in these statements based upon a number of factors including those uncertainties and risk factors detailed from time to time in reports filed by Andras.net Inc, with the Sanities and Stupidities Commission including our most recent reports.

johnny b

Jun 23, 2002, 4:25am
HAHAHAHA :OD good one !

JB

agent1

Jun 23, 2002, 11:58am
Well, from reading Eep's message, I don't know what you're complaining about. He was being fairly "tame" and just suggesting ways to
make Accutrans better.

-Agent1

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