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Jun 5, 2002, 9:11pm

Citizen "Too Big" sent this to me via email. I thought it was pretty hilarious, so I'm going to post it here (with permission).

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You see, the essential thing to realize in this situation, is that a
persons screen name often reflects an attribute about themselves. For
example, Agent1 is clearly an Agent of 1 year of age, so it's obvious
you wouldn't want him hosting your server as his motor skills are
underdeveloped, much like an old car, which reminds me of a joke, you
can't teach an old dog new tricks, however, one must question whether
that was actually humorous or not, what defines humor? Why do we care?
As a horse in a Woody Allen movie once said, "To bend is funny, to break
is not." Perhaps I should clarify, it was not actually a horse but the
voice of Dr. Pierce from M*A*S*H played over the image of a horse in
Woody's documentary, which he discusses over good Indian food with his
potential girlfriend, who comments on the quality of the curry, but,
what really makes quality curry? Perhaps we should go deeper, how can
we really define quality? Which brings me back to the topic of M*A*S*H,
often said to be a very high quality TV show, but why? Could it be the
unique blending of comedy, army show, and medical drama, like Seinfeld
meets G.I. Joe Cartoon meets E.R., do you think Kramer is mentally
stable enough to become a G.I.? I rather doubt his sanity personally,
which leads me to the logical conclusion that he possesses insanity. If
Kramer were to login to Active Worlds do you think he would use the
screen name Insanity? You see, the essential thing to realize in this
situation, is that a persons screen name often reflects an attribute
about themselves. For example, Agent1 is clearly an Agent of 1 year of
age, so it's obvious you wouldn't want him hosting your server as his
motor skills are underdeveloped, much like an old car, which reminds me
of a joke, you can't teach an old dog new tricks, however, one must
question whether that was actually humorous or not, what defines humor?
Why do we care? As a horse in a Woody Allen movie once said, "To bend
is funny, to break is not." Perhaps I should clarify, it was not
actually a horse but the voice of Dr. Pierce from M*A*S*H played over
the image of a horse in Woody's documentary, which he discusses over
good Indian food with his potential girlfriend, who comments on the
quality of the curry, but, what really makes quality curry? Perhaps we
should go deeper, how can we really define quality? Which brings me
back to the topic of M*A*S*H, often said to be a very high quality TV
show, but why? Could it be the unique blending of comedy, army show,
and medical drama, like Seinfeld meets G.I. Joe Cartoon meets E.R., do
you think Kramer is mentally stable enough to become a G.I.? I rather
doubt his sanity personally, which leads me to the logical conclusion
that he possesses insanity. If Kramer were to login to Active Worlds do
you think he would use the screen name Insanity? You see, the essential
thing to realize in this situation, is that a persons screen name often
reflects an attribute about themselves. For example, Agent1 is clearly
an Agent of 1 year of age, so it's obvious you wouldn't want him hosting
your server as his motor skills are underdeveloped, much like an old
car, which reminds me of a joke, you can't teach an old dog new tricks,
however, one must question whether that was actually humorous or not,
what defines humor? Why do we care? As a horse in a Woody Allen movie
once said, "To bend is funny, to break is not." Perhaps I should
clarify, it was not actually a horse but the voice of Dr. Pierce from
M*A*S*H played over the image of a horse in Woody's documentary, which
he discusses over good Indian food with his potential girlfriend, who
comments on the quality of the curry, but, what really makes quality
curry? Perhaps we should go deeper, how can we really define quality?
Which brings me back to the topic of M*A*S*H, often said to be a very
high quality TV show, but why? Could it be the unique blending of
comedy, army show, and medical drama, like Seinfeld meets G.I. Joe
Cartoon meets E.R., do you think Kramer is mentally stable enough to
become a G.I.? I rather doubt his sanity personally, which leads me to
the logical conclusion that he possesses insanity. If Kramer were to
login to Active Worlds do you think he would use the screen name
Insanity? You see, the essential thing to realize in this situation, is
that a persons screen name often reflects an attribute about themselves.
For example, Agent1 is clearly an Agent of 1 year of age, so it's
obvious you wouldn't want him hosting your server as his motor skills
are underdeveloped, much like an old car, which reminds me of a joke,
you can't teach an old dog new tricks, however, one must question
whether that was actually humorous or not, what defines humor? Why do
we care? As a horse in a Woody Allen movie once said, "To bend is
funny, to break is not." Perhaps I should clarify, it was not actually
a horse but the voice of Dr. Pierce from M*A*S*H played over the image
of a horse in Woody's documentary, which he discusses over good Indian
food with his potential girlfriend, who comments on the quality of the
curry, but, what really makes quality curry? Perhaps we should go
deeper, how can we really define quality? Which brings me back to the
topic of M*A*S*H, often said to be a very high quality TV show, but why?
Could it be the unique blending of comedy, army show, and medical
drama, like Seinfeld meets G.I. Joe Cartoon meets E.R., do you think
Kramer is mentally stable enough to become a G.I.? I rather doubt his
sanity personally, which leads me to the logical conclusion that he
possesses insanity. If Kramer were to login to Active Worlds do you
think he would use the screen name Insanity? You see, the essential
thing to realize in this situation, is that a persons screen name often
reflects an attribute about themselves. For example, Agent1 is clearly
an Agent of 1 year of age, so it's obvious you wouldn't want him hosting
your server as his motor skills are underdeveloped, much like an old
car, which reminds me of a joke, you can't teach an old dog new tricks,
however, one must question whether that was actually humorous or not,
what defines humor? Why do we care? As a horse in a Woody Allen movie
once said, "To bend is funny, to break is not." Perhaps I should
clarify, it was not actually a horse but the voice of Dr. Pierce from
M*A*S*H played over the image of a horse in Woody's documentary, which
he discusses over good Indian food with his potential girlfriend, who
comments on the quality of the curry, but, what really makes quality
curry? Perhaps we should go deeper, how can we really define quality?
Which brings me back to the topic of M*A*S*H, often said to be a very
high quality TV show, but why? Could it be the unique blending of
comedy, army show, and medical drama, like Seinfeld meets G.I. Joe
Cartoon meets E.R., do you think Kramer is mentally stable enough to
become a G.I.? I rather doubt his sanity personally, which leads me to
the logical conclusion that he possesses insanity. If Kramer were to
login to Active Worlds do you think he would use the screen name
Insanity? You see, the essential thing to realize in this situation, is
that a persons screen name often reflects an attribute about themselves,
so Kramer may very well name himself Insanity, do you think he would
host worlds in Active Worlds though? Does he have the prowess to run
the world program? Perhaps... Perhaps... Jerry should run the servers?

Jun 6, 2002, 12:46am

I agree with Agent1's assessment of Too Big's email... except replace
the word "hilarious" with the word "painful". :P

[View Quote] > Citizen "Too Big" sent this to me via email. I thought it was pretty
hilarious, so I'm going to post it here (with permission).
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