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Jun 27, 2001, 12:15am

Time to play dirty...
As you're all WAY too nice...
Time to stab your way to the top...
So you better get out that knife...

4 people's games have been done...
Two more will follow...
Before the game changes and tribes merge...
Where 10 will become 1...


I'll say this now, this challenge will occur again later in the game, but
let's get acquanted with this challenge.

PART I: You will ALL have until Firday to
write a diary entry. Not just any diary entry, and evil one. :))

In this diary, you must MEET the following requirements:

The diary must be under this thread, no others will be accepted for this
challenge unless it is replied to under this thread. The subject can be
changed if you wish.

It must give your opinion, NONE of them good or else unacceptable, of the
remaining members of the OPPOSITE tribe. You can list them, wind a story
around them whatever. Spy on them even and see if you can get any info off
of them. :)) None or all the info you give can be true. :)

You must say who you will be voting off next should you lose. THIS DOES NOT
HAVE TO BE TRUE, or it could be. :) We'll let the "victim" decide that.

You must give your opinion on the game so far and confess any sins you might
have committed on the game (ie, who you voted off and why). Again, this
doesn't have to be true.

You must recount an event with a member in your tribe, either good or bad,
true or false. This can be incorporated with the other requirements, since I
diary entry usually describes an event anyways.


PART II: By Friday morning, a poll will be set up for everyone to vote as
many times as they wish on who's diary entry was the best. The tribe with
the most total votes for all members on their tribe wins. However, IF by
Saturday morning, a person on your tribe has no submitted at least one diary
entry, the tribe gets 50 votes subtracted from their total for each person
who doesn't submit an entry. 10 votes is added for every EXTRA diary a
member makes as long as it meets requirements. :))

Whoever wins makes the best diary entries and gets the most votes. Simple.
:)) Good luck.

Nornny

Jun 27, 2001, 2:16am

Wednesday 27th June.....I think. At least that's the amount of notches that
I've carved in the bamboo pole by the hut, but im not sure. The night we
found those fermented berries that had the monkeys going ape is still more
than a little hazy and I'm still not sure if the next morning WAS the next
morning or not.

All I know is that I woke in the jungle naked and covered in flowers.

Meat is scarce here and two of the other survivors on this side of the
island has gone missing. I'm not sure if the second one ate the first one or
if some one else here did away with both, but im worried. The only one
putting on any weight around here is Casay *shivers*. I can only hope that
she found Chucks Party hard to swallow.
Perhaps I should lead her to that patch of quicksand I found yesterday and
give her a little push.....I don't think she is enjoying life on the island
any way, despite her weight gain.

That patch of quicksand near the cliff may well be useful for the remaining
members of the party on the other side of the island too. Every time I
gather food in the Jungle I hear unearthly howls that I am sure come from
the one they call Nornny as he scavenges in the mud flats for those strange
eels he takes back to their camp and cooks alive. I have watched him from
the jungle, sitting on a rock by his fire.... a strange smile on his face as
the eels twist and writhe in the pot before him.

The one they call AlphaBit is a change from the others. I smile when I see
her arranging her rags and leaves to imitate different fashions and parading
before her reflection in the pool.
Although perhaps the harmless seeming ones are the greatest concern?

I finally learned the name of the one that sits and laughs insanely at their
camp. Last week I heard one of them call him "Gamer". I think the pressure
of the jungle crowding in on him has caused him to snap as he constantly
alternates between laughter and cringing at the shadows under the trees.

I had the opportunity to do away with one of them a few days back and set a
snare on the path that they use. The one called Syntax stupidly blundered
into it but was rescued by the now deceased Kah. Its a shame I couldn't have
got there first, I may have saved Kah from being another victim of the meat
shortage by preventing Syntax from showing his "gratitude" by devouring him.

I must be careful of the two others at their camp, Bird Mike and Leaf. I
have seen them cavorting with the monkeys in the trees. I think they are
both regressing to a primal state, and could at any time become dangerous to
each other, which of course is no concern of mine.....but when one has
polished off the other....who will be next?

The nights on the island are getting cooler, we may have to band together
for warmth. I am not sure if this is a good idea as I don't think any of the
other party are stable.

Enough for now Diary.... I am going to find me some more of those fermented
berries.........


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Jun 27, 2001, 5:27am

some day, on some month, at some year

as nornny came back off the train, i sat in the bushes and watched. wing
had given me -very- explicit orders on how to do this. as he came off
the train, he slipped quietly into the forest as gracefully as a
skeleton; carefully walking among the trees, i followed the strange
fellow into a secret cave. he mumbled an unearthly and quite ghastly
sound, as the owls started hooting wildly, nornny entered the entrance.
i quickly followed, putting on my invisibility shield, as the rock door
made a earth-shaking -BOOM!-..

he walked, and walked.. for what seemed an endless path. as i walk
amongst the dark wall, i begin to wonder why i am the one who must doom
my own commander. it was just yesterday that i was cornered by Spark,
silently screeching that I -MUST- terminate Wing, but of course;
wing -is- the high commander. i must follow his orders... and then i can
just be rid of him after i complete my mission assigned to me. i see
spark's points; hes a blundering, drunken fool who nearly burned down
the entire factor camp, and nearly our own! i accompanied him when he
went to flame the factor camp singing "Why Does It Rain On Me".. what a
stupid, stupid fool... at least he could have picked a decent song. i
will be -GLAD- to be rid of him.

while walking, and thinking, i inadvertently tripped over a rock. i make
a loud bit of noise as i fell to the ground. nornny, startled, suddenly
screamed "WHO GOES THERE!?". i quickly picked myself up and ran a good
distance back, without making more noise. after a moment, he seemed to
have given up and continued walking until he reached a solid, metal
door. there was an electronic keypad at the door. "weird", i thought;
"there is no electricity here in Amishville". i heard the blipping sound
of the keypad as nornny toiled away at it. finally, after a bit of
thrashing and banging, he got the door open. i once again quickly ran
through. i could not believe what my itty bitty eyes saw!

it was an Eep factory. thousands of Eeps were being assembled, painted,
and then programmed simultaneously. i was so shocked, i gasped outloud.
instantly, hundreds of Eeps were suddenly screeching "WHO IS THAT!?".
nornny quickly spins around to find an intruder, and yet again he finds
nobody here. a deep, booming yell then follows from an unknown source
"IT IS NO ONE."

the original creator of the Eeps, Mr. Eep himself, came up to nornny.
"somebody else -is- here. Eep #453471244365 picked him up on radar."
nornny quietly thought, "hmmm. that can't be. i do not see anybody." Eep
chortled back, "you twit. of course you cant -SEE- them. get the
detectors."

i was in big trouble! i had to carry out my assassination plans quickly,
or i was the one to be assassinated! i quickly hid under the big stairs
that appeared to be made of solid rock. nornny and Mr..eep quickly got
out the metal detectors, which had the sound of an eerie wail. no sooner
than i had escaped from the stairs, nornny shouted "hes here!". on what
seemed to be a command, thousands upon thousands of Eeps suddenly
organized into a military. i tripped over yet another rock, and my
invisibility shield broke. i was instantly revealed!

"dr.James, so we meet again"..............

Jun 27, 2001, 5:51am

Why must you do this to me! LOL These are sooo funny!!! I can't pick! I vote
all of them...but tony's was mighty mighty funny..*shivers*...no not the
thought of mass producing Eeps.......
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Jun 27, 2001, 1:43pm

Alphabit's Diary. Posting it for her, since she didn't post it here. :)

Dear Diary,

This week has been a weary one....*sigh*
As much as I don't enjoy saying bad things about people....It has been
issued as an assignment.
I have spoken with each of the Typo tribe members and find that their
demeanor regarding this whole game is that only of negative comments about
each other...and the whole concept of the game.
Spark has volunteered to tell me whom he plans on voting off
ext....Casay:( He mentioned that she feels she knows everything and that she
is always right.
Wing shared with me some interesting facts regarding his team. I promised
not to disclose them as they were told to me in confidence. For now
anyways:)
kellee plans on also taking Casay out on the next vote.
TonyM says he has a crush on kellee so his choice would be Casay as he
doesn't like older women.
SW Chris has asked that I vote him off as a community person because he
detests competitiveness amongst friends. I couldn't promise him that I could
do that, cause he's soooo feeling for others:)
Casay has told me she has a great plan that will ensure her being the
winner. She wouldn't disclose it....but I know that Gal and know she is
capable of anything.
Should we lose this round I plan on taking out our leader Nornny. He trusts
me way too much and will never see it coming:)
I have to confess Diary...that in the cow flinging contest...I attempted to
take a pic of the game and rework the totals in Adobe
Illustrator...LOL...All's fair in love and war eh?:)
I am truly having a ball with this game! I'm actually hoping to do it again
soon:)
I have to confess that BirdMike and I were getting up an alliance with Leaf
and Syntax. I'm not sure I can trust Leaf and BirdMike to stick to their
pledge tho....hmmmmmm
Well time to rest this weary brain.
Nite Diary...I loves ya!
Hugggggs:)

Jun 27, 2001, 2:35pm

Dear Diary,
Today has been hectic - I almost died. I can`t explain it so I wrote it out.
Enjoy. . . .

*Leaf bursts through the secret Active-worlds.co.uk labs door*
"Its over Doctor Gamer" I said
Then the large cone-shaped metal chair swivled around.
"So we meet again Agent Leaf. Muhahahahahaha" said the one-eyed villian.
"I`m here to put you out of your misery you freak-show" threatened the
handsome and good-looking agent of the MI7 team.
Leaf walked forward and casually put his super-ray-gun into his pocket.
"Your attempt to assinate President Nornny won`t work you fool" shoouted
Leaf.
"Oh, but whoever said I was trying to kill hm. . . Muhahahahahahha" said Dr
Gamer, with a Evil Grin.
Leaf steps back in horror!
"Less of the chat Dr Gamer, lets do this thing like Movie Action Stars are
supposed to"
"Let it be so" said Dr Gamer.
Instantly the two grabbed for their familiar glowing light-stick thingys out
of Star-Wars, they were called Light-Swords. The two charged at each other,
then the battle began. Inside the deep lair of this Mater Genius the two
brave warriors fought.
"Arrr, so you are a Ledi Knight now Leaf" said the Dr Gamer. "Master Skoda
has taught you well, but still not enough" added the crook.
"You can`t win Gamer, if you strike me down I will become more powerful than
you ever imagined" said the young Ledi Knight.
"Muhahahahahahha, you fool! No one can defeat the great Dr Gamer!
Muhahahahahahha"! Exclaimed the Doctor.
The two then exchanged shocking blows and cuts. Then finally Leaf knocked Dr
Gamer's Light-Sword out of his hand.
"Its Over you B***h (Sorry this diary is G Rated!)" cursed Leaf.
"Why are you going to kill me foolish boy!" said the tyrant.
"You killed my Cat and my best friend Fred! and. . . my. . . father! Thats
why!" screamed Leaf.
"No" said the one-eyed bandit.
"Leaf, I am your. . . . father!"Gamer said!
"Noooooooooooooooooo, that can`t be true!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" shouted Leaf in
horror.
"Will you not kill me now?" said Dr Gamer.
"No you piece of scum, you still killed my CAT! ! ! !"
Then Leaf's Light-Sword swooshed through the air and cut of the evil guy's
head. Leaf dropped his Light-Sword and slowly walked away, but Suddenly he
heard a small noise. He (like all movie stars do. . .) turned his head and
saw Dr Gamer.
"Muhahahahahahaha, if I can`t kill you physically then I guess this bomb
will!" whispered the crime lord.
Then a small ticking noise started. Leaf turned his head back and started to
advance to the door. *Mission Impossible music plays* The doors were
closing! He just got there in time to slid under but when on the other side
he realised his hat was gone, The door just a few inches above the floor was
closing rapidly. He quickly put his hand through and got the hat. Then he
walked to the entrance and then a large rock boulder was rolling behind him.
*Great Escape music plays* He runs as fast as he cans to the door, but then
Master Skoda's ghostly image appears and says "Leaf, use the force!". Leaf
puzzled said "Eh?". "Use your FORCE!" shouted the little green alien.
"Oh right" said Leaf.
Leaf stopped and then breathed in and farted!!! The boulder went backwards
and this was Leaf's chance to escape. He ran through the entrance and saw
sunlight once again. He sighed and headed to home sweet home. It had
finished. . . . or had it???

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Well there you have it, its pretty crazy eh? Well guess I better get
training, I need to become a stronger Ledi Knight.

Signing Out. . . .

[NOTE] Nothing in this passage has any link to the Star Wars Series or James
Bond or Mission Impossible or The Great Escape.

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Jun 27, 2001, 3:19pm

Diary Extra-
OMG - I have just arrived from Peace Talks from the Broadway and NewYork
world and man it wasn`t pretty. Just constant spamming and flooding. Sheesh.
Then guess who decided to walk in . . . . Syntax! He really stirred the
trouble and claimed to have a BOMB! I Think I`m vote him off next! Then S p
a r k wandered in and asked for his Train back - idiot. I quickly got out my
9mm Uzi and bang!!! Fool! Heh anyway I got to go! Cya later. . . I hope!

Leaf
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Jun 27, 2001, 4:44pm

Dear Diary,

I think the lack of food has made EVERYONE insane. I swear those oppossums
had rabies, I knew it!

And now everyone and their freakin monkeys are junping around newsgroup to
newsgroup thinking they're secret agents and spies on a covert operation to
vote someone off. Maybe I flamed them too many times...

Anyways, my propane tank is running out of propane (duh!) and we're barely
at the merger yet. This is ridiculous. The ONLY reason why I can survive out
here is because I could burn the stinkin daylights out of these losers to
keep them away from me. I think it makes me isolated from everyone, but
someone who JUST doesn't get it is Syntax. You could engulf him in total
flames and then shoot a bazooka at him and he still tries to talk to you.

"Who are we voting off today? I'm scared! You're not lying to me are you?
YOU'RE A SPY!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH," is all he ever says to me. For god
sakes, if I hadn't lost my whacking paddle on the boat ride over to this
heckhole, I'd be <expletive> whacking his <expletive> head over and over
again.

Anyways, let's talk about.... <page torn>

Darn monkeys!! I'm down to my 23rd to the last page...hey, you get bored. :/

Anyways, about today. Everyone's been getting on my nerves as I slowly get
sick and tired of the stupidity level. Everyone must be going through Agent1
denial or something man, but they're acting nuts. Tony from the other tribe
is hiding behind a coconut on the Factor camp here hallucinating that I'm
making evil E's or something. He can barely talk, I think he's drunk. Who
knows. Hang on, lemme just flame him real quick...

Okay, anyways, then there's Leaf. I swear, I don't know WHAT he's thinking.
Does he WANT to kill me or not?? Because Gamer has disappeared off this
newsgroup for who KNOWS how long and he still thinks he's here. And worse
off, now, he's smacking a palm tree with a toy light saber he found. Where
do these guys find all these things!! We're deserted!!! I dunno, but my
migraines are acting up big time.

Okay, so let's talk about strategy. Thinking of how to win a game always
makes me feel better.

It was strange to me that they voted off Agent, I guess he wasn't a team
player in their "alliance". I wonder who else is out of it, and how I can
get them to make it to the merger and allign with me. Darn, Agent would've
been my winning ticket to the top, but I guess I'll just have to buy another
one.

And who better than Spark. That kid's so dumb, he'll do anything. And he
better, as he owes me BIG TIME for me getting him back in the game. I mean,
really, if I could carry him past Typo, past my alliance buddies, who I
question sometimes reading all the diaries everyone's been writing (hey, I
like to snoop. ;) ), and it'll be just him and me at the Top Two. And who
would be stupid enough to vote him to win? Well, that's plan B, why would I
give my Plan A in this diary? It's just going to get read and foiled.

I wonder how many are in the typo alliance. I'm thinking Wing is the
mastermind behind it all, and I'll be darned if that loser is getting above
me in the game. And then there's Casay, who's just at the right level of
invisibleness and visibleness to win it all. Heck no, she's going the next
oppurtunity I get on her. I oculd prolly wipe those two out in any order
because once one falls, the other follows. Oh wait, can't forget about
kellee. She's somewhere in there too. But I think she follows the lead, so
she'll jump boats as many times as she thinks she can. She'll sink though.
That <expletive>! I can't stand her!! She thinks I'm dingo deficient or
something, trying to explain to me what dingos really are! Darnit, I know
what a dingo, a wallabee, and anything else you want to throw at me, I know
what it is! Don't be giving me no dog lessons, because I've got a lesson to
teach you, missy!!

*counts fingers* I know there's a few more Typo's left in there...Oh yeah,
Chris. Now Chris is interesting. You see, he hangs out with my alliance
buddy here, Syntax. And why would those two ever be separated if they can
make the merger. Luckily, I have Syntax on strings like a puppet. I can pull
him either way. So long as Chris follows Syntax, goodbye Typo!

That's assuming I want to keep Syntax. He may be my alliance buddy, but he's
too much of an annoyance. I should end his misery and team up with BirdMike
or something. In the end, Syntax is actual competition, and I hate
competition. Should I follow him to the top, I'll be in jeopardy of losing,
so maybe I should dispose of him ASAP.

Maybe after we vote off Gamer the next time we lose immunity. I'm not being
pessimistic, just running through my options. I think it will be him or
BirdMike, but KAH always had it out for Bird anyways. God, with Ananas here,
everything was fine, and now our tribe is losing it's unity. Gamer is in our
alliance too, but I can't be sure about those Brits. They scheme, they're
lazy, especially Gamer. He didn't even participate in the last challenge,
and all he's DONE in this camp is make sandcastles. Freakin sandcastles!!!
Even the monkeys are looking at him funny. I have everyone at the palm of my
hands, because in the end, all decisions start from me. KAH's vote was
unanimous for a reason.

But some new news has come up. I was reading ABP's diary, and she's having
it out for me, and eyeing Gamer. Smart girl, but she's too busy making prom
dresses out of bamboo to really know anything. She'll be sorry if she messes
with me.

My tribe better shape up and stay together, before they find real guns and
going James Bond on my <expletive>, it's bad enough Gamer has been missing
for weeks except at tribal councils, Typo members are infiltrating our camps
drunk and smelling like they jumped into who-knows-what. To conclude the
game so far, I think the game will rest on Syntax and his moves for Factor
tribe. He's just laying there in the trees, swinging back and forth in his
paranoia. That paranoia is dangerous to me if put into any others hand other
than myself.

I guess we'll just see who's the smartest around he for sure. It's going to
be me, the rest of the players are too dumb and emotional to win at
anything.

Nornny

Jun 27, 2001, 6:19pm

Thursday June 28th ...maybe.

Today I saw Nornny in the centre of the island calling the wild dogs that
hang out there. I am not sure what he intends to do with the cute fluffy
little things but he is obviously up to no good. He called "kitty kitty"
over and over, stalking the poor things for what seemed like hours. Its a
worry , maybe he doesn't even realise they are dogs? Isn't torturing the
eels good enough?

The jungle has gotten to several more ppl on the island I notice. Quite a
few are walking around in a fugue state muttering about ray guns and little
green men, slashing at trees and acting like junior commandos. Perhaps if I
keep away from them I won't be affected.

I found some more of those berries, I have laid them out in the sun to ripen
some more. I may invite the same person that I shared them with last time to
do so again. From what I can remember....that was lots of fun :o))

short entry today Diary......I want to explore the cave I found near where
the wild dogs live

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Jun 27, 2001, 6:44pm

-- Message forwarded to AWCOM Server via Active-worlds.co.uk inter base
tranmission --

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From 14.167.23.164:7533 (aka Robbie Lewis/Gamer)
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This Message was sent to this address by specalised activation from user
<unknown> using authentication pass: "NORNNYWILLDIE"

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Current Health Status of #317291: Gamer
<unknown>

Last Recorded Movement:
27/06/01 17:15 in [Lab Control Room]

Reason for unknown Health Status:
Presumed Termination of Lifeforce...

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-- Recorded Sound Logs from [Lab Control Room] --

-{Beginning 17:14:36}-

"Computer, activate Pornographic Holographic System, authentication pass:
BABELUVIN"

"Oh yeah!"

"Jeez, I love this new GeForce2"

"SMASH"

"It's all over Dr Gamer"

"Oh Hey Leaf...thanks for this porno program you gave me...what are you on
about Dr Gamer?"

"I`m here to put you out of your misery you freak-show"

"Huh? dude wtf you on?"

"Your attempt to assinate President Nornny won`t work you fool"

"Dude...gimme that banana back, that for my lunch!!!"

"Less of the chat Dr Gamer, lets do this thing like Movie Action Stars are
supposed to"

"Huh? Dude....put that thing away!!! OH wait...it glows in the dark? wow...I
never knew you get those...but aren't they for women? I mean......."

"You can`t win Gamer, if you strike me down I will become more powerful than
you ever imagined"

"Dude..I dont know what sick intentions you have with that thing...but I'm
vcertianly not going to touch any part of you with it...ewwww"

"Its Over you B***h"

"Thank god, you were scaring me, did your batteries in that tihng run out or
somthing? Why are you doing all this strange stuff anyway?"

"You killed my Cat and my best friend Fred! and. . . my. . . father! Thats
why!"

"Ummm...did Eep slip you one of his energy drinks or somthing? jeez"

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Dude it was a joke ok, hey wait!!!! Keep that thing away from me...OMG!!!
12 SETTINGS?! NO! DONT STICK IT UP
THERE......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"You killed my CAT!!!"

"......*heavy breathing* please...go........in pain.....must get this thing
out my a........."

"FART"

"URRRRGG.....the smeeeeeell.........*thunk*"

-{Ending 17:23:03}-

-- End of Sound Logs --

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Jun 27, 2001, 7:32pm

Wow, my opinions on the other Tribe. Hell, who IS the other Tribe. It's been so long.

Nornny... What a moron. He managed to miss the fact that most of Typo's entries in the last contest were under a fake upload folder
in my personal FTP directory AND missed the watermark that I had placed on each and every image. You see, my younger brother flung
the cows and I edited all the graphics.

Alphabit is the only member of Factor that deserves to have made it this far. I mean, every little thing earns you immunity from
her. I'll probably gain perma-immunity for this little section-W00T!

Syntax is a big, lumbering behemoth of an avatar. His camp is far too traditional and with the amount of time he spends socializing
with the Typos, one would expect he's ready to make it to the merger. Comon you Factor people, don't let him.

Birdmike... Sorry, don't know you. Must mean you're worthless.

Leaf and Gamer are too weird. Somthing about them just screams "In the event of a water landing, we may be used as floatation
devices"

I won't say any more, for I am the supreme commander and my minions are able to speak for me.
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Jun 27, 2001, 7:37pm

UM. Methinks the NGs have been down too long for you nuts.
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Jun 27, 2001, 8:58pm

My tribe hates me! Just because I got the lowest score in the Factor tribe,
they decided to punish me for it. What about Gamer, he didn't even submit a
score!?!

So my tribe mates tied me up, dressed me like a clown, and dropped me off at
the Typo tribe at night. At about 11 AM, Casay woke up and saw me. She
came over and kicked me to see if I was alive, and yelled to everyone else
to get up and see this. Kellee, Spark, SW Chris, and Tony M came out right
away, but Wing remained snoring loudly in his sleep. They tied me to a
tree, and Spark brought a can of aerosol whipped cream and covered my face
in it. Kellee, being the evil woman she is, told her tribe to get the tar
and feathers, because she was going to make me into a bird.

After retrieving tar from the primeaval tar pits within their cave and
plucking the feathers off their flock of chickens, SW Chris proceded to dump
the tar over my head. Feeling violated and scared, I screamed for help from
my tribe, but they did not hear me, or didn't care. Tony M then covered me
in feathers, and they all laughed and laughed, while I just stood, tied
against the tree, thinking it couldn't get any worse.

But it got much worse. Wing finally woke up, and for a while we enjoyed the
new silence, a break from his snoring. He came out of the cave, and began
whispering something to Kellee. Every so often they would look up at me
evilly and cackle. After they finished their scheming, they untied me from
the tree, and led me on a long, winding path up the mountain.

By then, it was already approaching 9 PM and it was getting freezing. When
we reached a cold, mountain spring, they took off all of my clothes but my
khaki shorts, and threw me into the river. If it wasn't bad enough that the
river could give a 500lb man hypothermia in 30 seconds, the river was
covered in leaches. After they ran off, I swam out of the river and walked
back to my camp, soaking wet, freezing, and picking leaches off my body. It
got even worse, as if fate was laughing at me. It began to rain, then
storm, then hail.

After three long days of the miserable walk back to the Factor camp, I
realized that everyone in this game is evil and untrustable, and that fate
hates me.

-BirdMike

Jun 27, 2001, 9:16pm

That tar wasn't from the tar pits, it was from between my toes
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Jun 27, 2001, 9:23pm

Dear Diary,

Gosh...I'm sick.
Last night kellee and Casay invited me over to thier camp for a cup of
tea.
Casay being the wonderful hostess she is...asked what flavor I would
like. I told her lemon herb....but she insisted I try a new flavor called
"Silly Siben". I recon because I smile alot she felt it would be more
fitting.
Well...the conversation was going pretty well until Casay remarked about
the bird I was donning in my hat.
I exclaimed....."What??????"
And low and behold...there was this illustrious yet mysterious new
addition to my Sunday bonnet.
The bird seemed to reflect peace and death in it's array of colorful
feathers and melodious tune.
Suddenly it's head grew a plume in which spewed purple and gold
sparkles, kinda like a volcano.
As it turned out that bird had been Birdmike spying on not only me, but
kellee and Casay also. The spewing sprks was Spark in one of his angry
moods.
The 3 of us lit incense and attempted to thwart off this evil demon.
Only when we had lit its tail on fire....did it flee.
We set back down. The sun was near setting and I somehow wasn't worried
about making the trek back to my camp in the darkness......maybe it was that
full moon smiling down and winking at me that gave me comfort.
We each had a second cup of that darn Silly Siben tea....and things got
even more weird!
We heard an animal singing a silly call....it sounded
like...Nornny,norrny,noooornny! Emphasis on the last word.
Just then out from the woods popped a shiny flat eyed hairless creature!
Casay assured me that it was a harmless mammal of the swchristaceas family.
That they are all bark and no bite. And they are vergetarians, only
consuming forest growth.
I stared into this creatures eyes and stood it off with just a mean
glare. It seemed to swell up as its fear grew.
I kinda started feeling bad so I reached down and pet its
lil...well...swollen but still lil head. It looked up at me and seemed to
smile.....probably wasnt smiling...but seemed that way.
I reached over my head and pulled a glimmering leaf from a branch and
fed it to him.
Just as the leaf touched the creatures lips....it screamed!...Seriously
screamed!
Then turned into that scheming honery Leaf fellow from the Typo tribe. I
had no idea Leaf was capable of transforming into his name.....so thats why
he calls himself leaf!...Duh me!
Things were getting just TOO weird for me and the nite was passing all
too fast...so I gave my thanks to my two hostesses and made my way thru the
charcoal black woods to the warmth of our campfire and my purple down
sleeping bag.



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Jun 28, 2001, 1:29am

I was smiling. I was smiling! Leaf! Tell her I was smiling! -=D

SW Chris

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Jun 28, 2001, 1:31am

Lies! All lies! I did not ask to be eliminated. ;)

SW Chris

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Jun 28, 2001, 1:35am

Next Installment: Leaf Wars: Qui-Gamer Jinn Strikes Back
Nice and refreshing to hear things from the perspective of a fellow Star
Wars fan. :)

SW Chris
May your Force be with you (but odorless)

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Jun 28, 2001, 2:16am

SW Chris's Droid Spy Log: VIDEO FILE

Alone in a dark cavern, a lone figure kneels before a pedestal. Ominous
Sith music begins to play over the room's speaker system and a huge hologram
materializes over the pedestal. It is none other than the Sith Lord, Darth
Sidious. His cowl of his robe is raised to hide his face.

The hologram spoke. "Rise."

The figure, cloaked in survival garb, stood up, still hunched over in a
servile state of submission.

"You have done well, Nornny. The plan is proceeding as I have forseen. Soon
you will be the lone Survivor, and I will rise to usurp the power of the
Active Worlds and give this galaxy server the leadership it truly deserves."

"Yes, Lord Sidious. But what about Gamer? He could ruin everything."

"My apprentice, Darth Leaf, will take care of him in due time. That is if
he doesn't blunder it like that sniveling tattooed freak Darth Maul. 'Oh my
horns hurt. Oh I need to do my makeup. Oh my contact lenses came out
again. How can I look menacing without my contact lenses?' Heh. Gamer is
no threat."

"And of the others? Syntax is spending too much time with the Typo tribe
members"

"I have Syntax tied down in endless debate over the outcome of the game. He
will bow to my wishes until it is time to be rid of him. And the others are
no threat whatsoever.
Birdmike has been tarred and feathered. Alphabit, Casay, and kellee are
drunk off of the booze I slipped into their little Kool-Aide like
concoction. The side effects alone will keep them in bed for at least three
to four months.
The secret droid army of Eeps that I financed for you will chase Tony M
around the cosmos for all time. Or at least until we run out of oil and
lubricant. SW Chris will be busy chasing the secret droid army around, so
he is of little bother. And you are playing Wing like a master pianist
plays his piano. Like I said, everything is fine."

"But..."

"No BUTTS. Especially in the General.Discussion newsgroup. Do not bother
me with trivial questions again! Normally I would zap you right now, but
since you're so new at this servant thing, I'll cut you a break. This time.
Next time, I'll make sure you WILL be the weakest link. Goodbye."

"Yes, Lord Sidious."

The hologram faded out. Nornny abandoned his servile posture and stood to
full height, and began to laugh maniacally, over and over again. *The
camera pans back to reveal the whole chamber. Nornny is just a spec on the
floor, his laughing reverberating off of the chamber walls.* And with a
mighty ZAP, Nornny is shocked. The laughing stops, and a voice can be
heard...

"Remember that I am watching you. Do not fail me."

*Nornny is nursing his bruised bum as the camera fades out*

A glint catches his eye. An Imperial probe droid! Nornny grabbed for his
blaster. The probe droid fired off a round before a scintellating scarlet
bolt from Nornny's blaster merged with the camera lens...

*Static*

VIDEO FILE END

PERSONAL COMMENTS

Hmm... I wonder what this could mean? I must keep an eye on Nornny. He is
the creator this game of course. Rigging the game *has* to be out of the
question, right Mr. Burnett? :) But this video implies that he is the
mastermind behind this whole scheme too, I think. Very interesting
indeed...

SW Chris

Jun 28, 2001, 2:24am

Are you sure you didn't say it under the influence of the overmind Wing? bahahaha
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Jun 28, 2001, 2:28am

LOL ok thats gotta rate up there ...loved it :o))

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Jun 28, 2001, 4:46am

Deep in a dar cavern build somwhere in mars well away from GZ, an avatar
stands after his Lord in hologram form assures him Gamer is not threat, and
obvious mistake, especially when sending a new Ledi into the fray...

Nornny is just about to exit the cavern as he hears a single, powerfull
voice...

"Did you really think you could destroy me, Nornny? Right from my first
diary entry...you knew I was going to kill you...and now...its time..."

Nornny shakes in fear and backs up against a wall pulling out his
lightsaber.

"But Gamer! We grew on Yellow-ine together, we were firends, how can it end
like this?!"

Gamer walks slowly out of the shadows striking fear into Nornny with each
powerfull step.

"You seem to think I'm the bad guy here...I know your plans, you simply want
to dominate the Universe Server. Its not going to happen, and now your all
on your own."

Gamer pulls out a lightsaber and takes stance for battle.

"I will win Gamer, I use the force, you use it for darkness!"

"After all these years Nornny...your lied have even tricked yourself...by
pitting firend against friend, PPW abuse and Vanadlism, you are not useing
the force! That is the darkside...only the Force can win...now we will see
who wins..."

The two begin fighting, Nornny is cut across the chest and falls to the
ground beathing heavily...

"*Heavy Breathing* Please...Gamer...."

Gamer looks, for a moment with a tear in his eye, but it is aparent to him,
in the name of the force what he must do...

"I'm sorry Nornny....."

After a pause, Gamer takes his ligth saber and plunges it through the heart
of Nornny...

"And so it is done"

Says Gamer...and walks off down the tunnel to Mars GZ...then shouts...

"OH SHIT! I'm wearing a Female AV!!!!!!!"

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Coming Soon: Leaf Wars III: Return of the Ledi
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Jun 28, 2001, 10:50am

What's with all the "Kill Nornny" and "Nornny's up to know good" and "Look!
We should zap Nornny!"?? Oh well, two can no doubt play at this game. ;) And
NO, I'm NOT rigging the game, or else the game wouldn't be tied. I prolly
saved your Typo butt with those "Bonus points" in challenge 2 anyways. You
were put together randomly, and since then, I've played dirty, yet fair.
It's not my fault you're in jeaopardy of getting voted off. I'll shed a tear
when that day soon comes. ;)

Nornny

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Jun 28, 2001, 10:53am

You're leaving anyway. If anything you should be MY puppet from here on
out. =P

SW Chris

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Jun 28, 2001, 10:54am

lol. I didn't mean that you rigged the game. I was referencing to Mr.
Burnett only. =P

SW Chris

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Jun 28, 2001, 12:56pm

You told us to play dirty...so we are...and it was ME that started it all
with my plan to kill you :o)

-Gamer

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Jun 28, 2001, 2:45pm

"A long time ago in a terrian far far away. . ."

LEAF WARS 3
Return of the Ledi

The Z-Wing fighter flew into the giangantic hangar of the deadly Seath Bar.
The massive round space station flew around the lonesome world of "Active".
The fighter landed with a thud, hundreds and thousands of Eep's loaded with
Flame guns surrounded the ship. Leaf casually walked out of the vessel.
"Freeze, you intruding"said one of the Eep's.
"I surrender" said Leaf with ease.
"Lord Gamer is waiting for you Intruder" said the Eep.
"Come this way. . " said another Eep as Leaf was taken to the main throne
room.

-----------------------------
"Hello Father" said Leaf.
"I see you are accepting the truth young Ledi" said the deep voice of Gamer.
"Father, you must give up your mad frenzy and stop the attacks against the
AW Alliance. If you can`t then it is my mission you kill you. Your act to
kill Nornny deeply sadened me Father!" said Leaf as hung his head in shame
of being this monster's son.
"Power is everything son! Once I defeat all the Ledi I will have Special
Object rights, then PS and finally Eject. Then my ultimate goal is to become
the supreme ruler of the ActiveWorlds Universe Muhahahahahaha. But Alas! I
cannot do this myself. My son you must join me the battle. We can rule the
universe father and son - we will be sooo powerful that AWCOM will glance
(Yes - GLANCE!) at our reign" sad the mad Gamer.
"Father - I can`t. Everything you have done. It can`t be this way! You
killed my dear Master Skoda!" said Leaf - nearly crying.
"Then it shall be that way! I challenge you to a duel!" said the tyrant.

*The light sabers swoosh and slide through the air*
"Don`t let me kill you father. Give in" said Leaf.
"Never!" shouted Gamer.
Finally Leaf did some pretty cool stunts flying around and such ;) and like
then lifted the Light Saber above his head and knocked Gamers out of his
hand. Then Leaf lifted the lightsaber again above him ready for the final
blow to his head.
"Please father! Don`t let it happen!" weeped Leaf.
"I will never be good again! I am. . . a . . . webmaster!" expalined Gamer.
"Good Bye father!" said Leaf

[SLOW MOTION BEGINS]
The Saber goes for the head but then Gamer's leg swerves and knocks Leaf
over onto his back and the LightSaber falls into Gamers Hand!
[SLOW MOTION END]
"You will not accept the almighty power Leaf - then you are wasting my time.
Au Revoir" sighed Gamer.
Then an image of Master Skoda appeared and said:-
"Leaf, it is time to you the most ultimate power of the NewsGroup. You must
use it, it is the last option". Then Master Skoda faded.
"Do you have any last requests my child?" said the father.
"Yes, just the one. I want to say something" said Leaf. His head bowed down
and a small grin struck his face.
"Go ahead" said Gamer.
Leaf recites the Newsgroup Charter.
"Noooooooooooooo. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo it can`t be! Why?! Noooo stop
it! It can`t end like this! I can`t take it any more" screamed Gamer.
Gamer's started to go red and looked liek he was about to explode when Leaf
had finished.
"Just one word could destroy me, please stop Leaf!" begged Gamer.
"Gorean. . ." whispered Leaf.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Gamer exploded into thousands of pieces. It was over. Leaf emerged the
victorious hero and made his way home back to - ActiveWorlds. The story had
ended. . . .or has it? *Der der duh!*

THE END

Ledi Knight Leaf
of the Ledi Council.
Abassador of Ledi World.
Son to a murdered a father. Owner of a murdered cat. Friend of a murdered
Fred. He will have his revenge. . . . .
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Jun 28, 2001, 4:32pm

As Leaf walked away from the corpse, he was suprised to see each of the
Eep's move out of his way and allow him past. He withdrew his lightsaber and
walked back onto his ship.
As he boarded his ship, a voice bellowed from front of his ship...

"Leaf, my son.."

He quickly ran up to his main deck with his lightsaber to hand. As he jumped
onto the deck he saw Gamers face across the large screen, with a smile on
his face...

"Relax Leaf, this is just a recording..." said Gamer...

"Then how.." Leaf did'nt get to finish his sentence..

"I knew you would kill me, one of the many advantages of the dark side. I
knew this was your destiny...which is why I had an Eep program this into
your ship as you were with me..."

Leaf, with a suspiceous look walks over and sits and his main chair...

"There are many things I must tell you Leaf...but most, are not to come form
my mouth....the one thing I must tell you now...is....Your real mother
is.......AlphaBit Phalpha....many many years ago after a night of AWBingo we
retired to our room at a nearby hotel...desciding to share a room to save a
few bucks did'nt pay off...you were the result...as you know, birth was
banned on such over-crowded planets like there...from fear we fled the
planet and dropped you off at Yellow-ine in a small basket. As I developed
the dark side I used my powers to track you...and to this day I have always
been proud of how you grew in strength without me...and now you have
defeated me...and you must complete your quest..."

A small Eep boards the ship and hands Leaf a double sided light saber...

"Take this my son, it has served me in all my years...and with the power of
the force, it will make you un-stoppable. Go to the planet of
CoFMeTA...there at 5835.54n 3294.6w you will find the ancient temple of the
Sith's. (Sorry, they couldnt find any even co-ords when they built it) There
you must seek out and destroy the Sith Leader...Darth Mauz...upon that hour
my son...you will have completed your destiny..."

Leaf, with a tear in his eyes takes the lightsaber...and writes dow nthe
Co-ords...

"Oh, and before I leave, my son; 1.."

A hatch opens and a CD pops out..

"Thanks for that Porno Hologram program..."

Leaf takes the CD and smiles...

"..2...watch out for bump warp in the temple..theres also some pretty bad
z-buffering...the ancient gods are crap builders you know..."

Leaf laughs...

"Oh...also, if you did'nt kill me...just ignore this whole thing...I knew
you wouldnt be able to do it...muahahahahaha"

Leaf notes the usual manic laugh and closes the video stream, the Eep leaves
the ship and Leaf takes off....as he flys away from the planet it blows up
narrowly missing Leaf's Ship...

"With my fathers blessing, I will now follow my destiny...to CofMeta!" He
says...

The ship flys off into the distance leaving nothing between you and the
toilet outside the cinema but the long drawn out credits....

________________________________________________

Coming soon: Leaf Wars IV: The final chapter...
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Jun 28, 2001, 4:43pm

LOL!!!

[View Quote] > As Leaf walked away from the corpse, he was suprised to see each of the
> Eep's move out of his way and allow him past. He withdrew his lightsaber and
> walked back onto his ship.
> As he boarded his ship, a voice bellowed from front of his ship...
>
> "Leaf, my son.."
>
> He quickly ran up to his main deck with his lightsaber to hand. As he jumped
> onto the deck he saw Gamers face across the large screen, with a smile on
> his face...
>
> "Relax Leaf, this is just a recording..." said Gamer...
>
> "Then how.." Leaf did'nt get to finish his sentence..
>
> "I knew you would kill me, one of the many advantages of the dark side. I
> knew this was your destiny...which is why I had an Eep program this into
> your ship as you were with me..."
>
> Leaf, with a suspiceous look walks over and sits and his main chair...
>
> "There are many things I must tell you Leaf...but most, are not to come form
> my mouth....the one thing I must tell you now...is....Your real mother
> is.......AlphaBit Phalpha....many many years ago after a night of AWBingo we
> retired to our room at a nearby hotel...desciding to share a room to save a
> few bucks did'nt pay off...you were the result...as you know, birth was
> banned on such over-crowded planets like there...from fear we fled the
> planet and dropped you off at Yellow-ine in a small basket. As I developed
> the dark side I used my powers to track you...and to this day I have always
> been proud of how you grew in strength without me...and now you have
> defeated me...and you must complete your quest..."
>
> A small Eep boards the ship and hands Leaf a double sided light saber...
>
> "Take this my son, it has served me in all my years...and with the power of
> the force, it will make you un-stoppable. Go to the planet of
> CoFMeTA...there at 5835.54n 3294.6w you will find the ancient temple of the
> Sith's. (Sorry, they couldnt find any even co-ords when they built it) There
> you must seek out and destroy the Sith Leader...Darth Mauz...upon that hour
> my son...you will have completed your destiny..."
>
> Leaf, with a tear in his eyes takes the lightsaber...and writes dow nthe
> Co-ords...
>
> "Oh, and before I leave, my son; 1.."
>
> A hatch opens and a CD pops out..
>
> "Thanks for that Porno Hologram program..."
>
> Leaf takes the CD and smiles...
>
> "..2...watch out for bump warp in the temple..theres also some pretty bad
> z-buffering...the ancient gods are crap builders you know..."
>
> Leaf laughs...
>
> "Oh...also, if you did'nt kill me...just ignore this whole thing...I knew
> you wouldnt be able to do it...muahahahahaha"
>
> Leaf notes the usual manic laugh and closes the video stream, the Eep leaves
> the ship and Leaf takes off....as he flys away from the planet it blows up
> narrowly missing Leaf's Ship...
>
> "With my fathers blessing, I will now follow my destiny...to CofMeta!" He
> says...
>
> The ship flys off into the distance leaving nothing between you and the
> toilet outside the cinema but the long drawn out credits....
>
> ________________________________________________
>
> Coming soon: Leaf Wars IV: The final chapter...
> ________________________________________________

Jun 28, 2001, 5:04pm

Syntax's Diary - 28/6/01

Well...here I am. Doing the immunity challenge. I guess I should start
with the rants about the opposing tribe members. I think I'll start with
the person that has caused me the most trouble so far...kellee!

Well..I think kellee has a thing against the SW guys. I mean, when she was
chosen to vote for one of the Factor tribe members in week 2, she voted for
me! O_O And then a week later, she goes and votes for Chris!!! Something is
going on here. You Typo's better watch out for her.

And then there is the little "Wing/Tony M" thing going on. What' up with
these guys anyway? I was making my usual trip to the Typo camp and I see
Wing sitting there hugging his computer heatsink! Then he started to polish
it! This guy loves his cooling system way too much! Then I see Tony
standing behind Wing sprinkling flower petals on Wing as if he was god. I
came back another day and Tony was feeding Wing grapes!!! O_O!!
These two could be a dangerous duo in weeks to come.

Then there is my buddy Spark. Hmm, I'm not sure what to think about this
little dude. I know he is just getting into the swing of the game
but...come on! You should have voted him out when you had the chance!
Like, why the heck would you vote AGENT1 out when you had the chance to vote
Spark!? I don't get it!!!

Now Casay....hmm...what about her?

SW Chris...my partner in crime. Well, not crime but city building. This
guy hasn't been spotted in the AW universe for about a month now, what's
going on? He seems to be just hanging around the NG's posting stuff that
has no relevance to the topic.

Hopefully Factor does not lose immunity in the next two challenges but we
will see what happens. I will probably have to go for Gamer since his last
blunder on the immunity challenge. Poor KAH took the fall for Gamer last
week but there is no KAH anymore. Better watch out, Gamer. The only reason
I voted KAH and not Gamer is because of some plans I have up my sleeve.

Well, you guys just have to hear this. Nornny and I were talking about some
events that happened in the game. He kept talking about how he was gonna
win the game and crap like that. I mean, come on! Your the host! Your not
gonna win the game! You might as well just jump off the cliff right now
because you are going to be the prime target if you make the merger!

That's it, that's all. I hope I never missed anything.
--
Syntax
syntax at swcity.net
www.swcity.net

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