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May 29, 2001, 6:04pm

Today programmers in Sunnyvale California found a new devastating virus, a
program about 200 megs in size...it is known to slow your computer down,
litter your hard drive with useless files and fill your screen with illegal
operation errors...

The name of the virus is...Windows ME

The American Police are still investigating its origin...they belive it was
created by a small programming cult know as microshaft...a man by the name
of Bill Gates has since been arrested in conjunction with the investigation.

Should you have any information please contact us at: 1-800-WINBLOWS

Thankyou.

May 29, 2001, 7:03pm

AHH, I'm infected!! Quick, what do I do...OMG...my computer is becoming
annoyingly userfriendly. It's spreading!! *turns on flamethrower* I'm sorry
friend, you can't go on infecting others!!


Nornny

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May 29, 2001, 7:20pm

Blech, I know. GODDAMMIT, WHERE THE HELL DID THE FALLBACK TO WIN98 GO? GRRRRRR. Twiddling the registry must've removed it. POS
Micro$hit, childproofing everything. Grrr, does anyone have a format.com handy? Mine won't work anymore
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May 29, 2001, 8:59pm

Glad I stuck with 98 and waited to hear all the complaints 1st, I usually
wait a year after a windows product comes out before I go running to the
store to buy it, LOL
Oh and I would never swear in public like some of these idiots, I have a
little something called self respect, has nothing to do with respecting
others, it starts with yourself :)

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