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May 15, 2001, 8:56pm

--Nornny's Entry--

The first days...

Well, before the Survivors can even settle into their new tribe camp, they
are reminded within a day's time of the harsh land they preside in. Thanks
to n a y r, an annoying newbie who has entered this range with horrible
timing, the contestants are bombarded with shameless plugs and HTML posts.
Life isn't so easy now, is it?? hmm? Lucky for me, I've just saved myself
$100s of dollars in bribing people to do the same thing. ;0

However, stupidity can be said for our Survivors also. In the midst of their
anxiety, the Typo tribe has arranged AW meetings to discuss strategy and to
build shelters. Why they couldn't just email is beyond me. Plus, this IS
newsgroup Survivor. You don't build goddarn AW shelters, it has nothing to
do with the newsgroup! Oh well, their loss, lucky for me, I've placed myself
in the Factor tribe (not FactEr, although named after him).

I can say that these contestants have redeemed themselves a little. Already,
hidden strategic alliances have started. Nice to know that this newsgroup
plans ahead. Private meetings are taking place in AW from almost everybody
in the game. Too bad Casay and Wing can't get their email to work, and that
Bit seems to like betraying her fellow Factor members. Personally, I've
already got a strategic alliance with a member or two, but keep that on the
downlow...

And what the heck happened to the OTHER half of our players?? Dead, most
likely, those newbies and eeps are ravages, I tell ya. Among the missing
(which I really don't care to find in this harsh terrain) are s p a r k,
leaf, and KAH. Even SW Chris is gone, although he seems to have made a good
impression on the group before getting here. Personally, I think he's hiding
in the bushes somewhere.

Well, the first challenge begins tommorow. It will decide the first immunity
from FRIDAY'S vote. Immunity means that ONE tribe will remain with its full
8 members until next week. The other tribe will vote off one of its tribe
members. By Saturday night, the final ballots will be cast and the voted off
will be asked to leave the newsgroup immediately (only temporarily though.
hehe). What is the first challenge? 8 questions will be listed, the answers
in which I don't even know (trust me, I don't, they came from this Q and A
site, and I've yet to see the answer page. ;) ) Anyways, each Survivor or
member of the community will be able to answer ONE question. If they're
smart, they'll work together, as anyone who ansers a question that is
already answered will not only NOT get the point, but also NOT get another
chance to answer a different question. The tribe with the most answered
questions will win. Ah, but yet another twist. The rest of the newsgroup.
Yes, they'll be able to answer too. But, rather than putting down their
name, they will put down a member of a tribe that they would like to answer
the question. If they like a member, they'll answer it correctly. If they
don't, they'll throw that tribe member's answer, leaving the member WITHOUT
another chance to answer the question. How cruel, eh?

Anyways, I need to swat some newbies. Nornny signing off...


--end--

PRODUCTION NOTE: Anyone can write a diary entry, but email it to me first at
nornny1 at home.com so I can post it on the site. :))

May 17, 2001, 12:44am

--Syntax's Entry-- 5/16/01

I have just had the weirdest encounter! I was gathering twigs and I seen
this small child in the brush. I walked over and there was S p a r K! I
asked him what he was doing but his reply was only a series of mumbles. I
shook him a few times and he regained his senses. It seems he has been
hiding in those shrubs since all the SPAM started flowing through the NGs.
I helped him off the ground and informed him that the Survivor challenge has
started. Poor guy, already getting his arse whooped by the elements. I
hate to see what happens to him as the days pass. Anyways, I helped him up
and sent him on his way to the Typo camp. I am sure they will be glad to
see him...if he even makes it back. A hungry eepy could easily spot that
bright red and blue outfit wandering through the land and charbroil him.
Anyways, I hope he makes it back for Tribal Council on Friday night so he
can get to know his tribe-mates and maybe develop some sort of game plan
before it is too late since Factor will win immunity. ;-P

Speaking of the Factor tribe, I have already seen a few people in my tribe
talking behind my back. Should I be scared? Of course, you never know what
could happen here. But, hopefully immunity comes our way so I don't need to
trek to Tribal Council atop the community NG and vote one of my tribe-mates
out. Well, I better get some rest. Since I am sleeping near BirdMike's
shelter, it should be simple to fall asleep. hehe
See ya!

--End--

May 17, 2001, 1:32am

Ok...so I was like out foraging....NOT in the woods...but thru Macy's Sunday
Mother's Day Sale...and lo and behold...here was this woman...who thinking
she would beat me to the swimsuit racks....and not realizing she was after
the size 20's and me after the size 12's....thought she would get ANYTHING I
was wanting to buy....kind of a psychological..."I'll buy what she wants"
type thingy...but ...I wouldn't let her win...she irked me and made me want
to win that all illustrious "best purchase" of the century achievement!
Well...she was reluctant to give way...and did she ever weigh!...So I
......"using my sweet charms and smiles" offered to buy her a mocha java
milkshake....(knowing one of her weaknesses was chocolate!)
She asked that I buy her a large pineapple/anchovies/olive/potatoes
chip/cheese/ham and sausage pizza.
Well...for the sake of that little piece of cloth I ordered her the
delicacies and then scurried to the rack.....quickly snatched the garb and
with my platinum key to heaven...walked out of Macy's.......a winner:)

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