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Nov 15, 2003, 11:21am

1. You grow your hair, die it blonde, and increase your muscle mass, then
start claiming that you are the legendary super saiyan.

2. You run at your head teacher shouting 'Die Frieza!', and get suspending
for beating him to a pulp.

3. You wolf down your dinner as fast as you can, spitting it everywhere,
then calling the canteen lady King Kai/Bulma/Chi-Chi, and asking for more.

4. You tie a yo-yo to your wrist, then pretend to blast someone with it,
instead hitting them on the head and rendering them unconscious.

5. You come to school with a sword, and attack any bullies that you see with
it, and you call your best friend Goten.

6. You sit on the toilet when you have constipation, pretending to power up
like Goku would, letting out cries as you do so.
7. You make a scouter out of a bit of cardboard, and pretend to take
everyone's power levels with it, sweating as you (pretend to) take one which
is even higher than yours.

8. You start throwing your moms best china plates at people, yelling
'Destructo disc!' at the top of your voice.

9. You jump off the top of your house, and yell 'Nimbus' as you fall head
first, expecting a floating cloud to come pick you up.
10. You have a terrible hatred towards robots, as you get out your trusty
sword, and chop them in half whenever you see them, vowing to gain vengeance
on them for what they did to everybody.

11.You pretend that your 'lights out' game is a dragon radar, and you walk
around the world, getting to where you consider the lights to be, and
searching for dragonballs around there.

12.You stand inside a circle of raging fire, then start yelling, claiming
that the fire is an aura of pure energy from your strength....until you run
out, rolling around the floor as you try to put the fire, that has spread
upon you, out.

13. You start talking in Japanese, and begin to swear, calling everyone
bastards, then chopping them in half with blood flying everywhere. You then
turn back to American/English, and start to politely shake hands, and
secretly cut everyone in half, without anyone seeing.

14. You try to escape from a tight situation by putting your hands to your
eyes, shouting 'Solar flare', then flashing an incredibly bright torch in
their face.

15. You pick up a CD, wrap it in a towel, then throw it at someone, bringing
it back if they dodge it, for another attack, yelling 'Die super saiyan! You
can never beat the great Frieza!"

16. You're scared that all women will shout at you whenever you do anything
remotely wrong.

17. You get your friend to play a trick on someone by making it seem as
though you are floating, then you dive bomb the people watching, trying to
catch them off guard to attack.

18. You and a friend do the fusion dance in front of a bully, telling him
that you will both fuse into one and becoming far stronger than even him,
expecting the bully to be intimidated.

19. You host a Tenkachi Budoki in your back garden, and grow a mini-afro on
your head, then bribe all of your mates to lose against you purposely,
claiming to be the world champion, and the strongest man in the world when
you win.

20. You cut your arm off, and try and show your friends that you are from
the planet Namek, and try to regenerate it, with try being the keyword.

21. Every time you see an explosion you think that it is because of an evil,
super powered villain, so you quickly run over to the scene to check it out
(Of course, it never is an evil, super powered villain, but a mere gas leak)

22. You train in places with increased gravity....or at least you write the
number '50', put it on your bedroom door, and start doing press ups, hoping
to get stronger for the fight against Frieza.

23. Whenever you can't blast your friends with a KameHameHa, you secretly
pull a lighter out of your pocket, tuck it up your sleeve, then flick it so
sparks fly off, seemingly out of your hand, as you claim that you are all
out of energy.

24. Whenever you walk into the kitchen, you attack your freezer, just in
case it is the evil tyrant in disguise.

25. You shave your head, draw 6 spots on your forehead, cut off your nose,
call your best friend Goku, use the word 'bro' a lot, and make your friends
call you 'Krillin the great'.

26. (This ones for the chicks) You are really bitchy towards your son (Or in
the event of you not having a son, your little friend) and make him do his
homework 24:7, then yell at him for saving the world when he fights off evil
monsters.

27. You laugh at your friends, and tell them that you know the secret to
instantanious movement. When they throw a brick at your head, you try to
disappear (Needless to say that you would fail, and have a severe bump on
your head for a while)

28. You make a big, fat, ugly pink plastecine man, call him Dodoria, and
pretend to be Vegeta as you pull his fake arms backwards and taunt him (Even
though he can't speak back, and you quite often rip his arms right off, must
be the strength of a saiyan eh?)

29. You talk in a sissy English accent to all your friends, and put your
hair in a poofy braid, then use facepaints to paint your skin a light green,
you die your hair green, then you get mad, and 'transform' into a monster
(You tense all your muscles up, but pretend that you are a whole different
being now)
30. You carry a light bulb in your hand at all times, and insist that it is
your intense KI, making your friends believe you.....until you drop the
light bulb and break it due to the massive heat that is burning your hands.

31. You dress up as a DBZ Character for Halloween and keep whering intel
your mom says I won't let you watch your TV show enless you let me wash that
outfit.

--

Taken from
DBZ Info Corp - http://www.myfavoritegames.com/dbz/
http://www.myfavoritegames.com/dbz/Youknowwatching.htm

--

Mark R

Nov 15, 2003, 11:23am

You make a post with a subject of You know you've been watching too much
Dragonball when...

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Brock
AW: 308723

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Nov 15, 2003, 11:24am

Typical response from Brock there folks, lets just ignore :)

- MR

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Nov 15, 2003, 3:57pm

[View Quote] > Typical response from Brock there folks, lets just ignore :)

Leave it to the British to watch the worst form of anime on the planet.

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--Bowen--
http://bowen.homelinux.com
Give me ideas.

Nov 15, 2003, 6:57pm

HEY! we dont all watch it just the sad nerds when ur over the age of 8

Nov 15, 2003, 10:30pm

Yea, I don't watch it!

[View Quote] > HEY! we dont all watch it just the sad nerds when ur over the age of 8

Nov 16, 2003, 6:50pm

emm, i watch it one in awhile, when i find it on tv, and im neither a sad
nerd or british! :)

-SWE

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Nov 16, 2003, 7:24pm

[View Quote] Where did you tell me you were born? Oh yeah, England. Where do you
visit frequently? Oh yeah, England. Just because you live in Libya,
and are breaking the law like a libyan, doesn't make you not British. :P

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--Bowen--
http://bowen.homelinux.com
Give me ideas.

Nov 16, 2003, 8:05pm

Thats just it though... he aint breaking the law in Libya :P

- Mark

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Nov 16, 2003, 8:29pm

[View Quote] He'd be break international law that deals with copyrights. And yes,
Libya is part of the international community, so don't even try that
one. I seem to remember them being the head of the security council of
the UN. So unless it's just for that one purpose they're
international... then okay.

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--Bowen--
http://bowen.homelinux.com
Give me ideas.

Nov 18, 2003, 12:06am

<---- isn't british, doesn't watch anime, isn't a part of the international
community (not 18 yet *wink* so I can't vote), thinks this is a pointless
thread
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Nov 18, 2003, 3:01pm

<-- Not English, thinks Anime is strictly for nerds with no life (along with
a lot of what's on TV), always votes Republican...

...and thinks that if Jstone scrolls up the NG thread list, he will find that
a good 70% of them are quite pointless.

LF

Nov 19, 2003, 2:20am

yep :-) thus why I don't say much on here, except when addressing an
occasional exceptionally pointless thread :-)

J

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Nov 19, 2003, 4:39am

A good strategy ;)

LF

Nov 19, 2003, 9:42pm

*in a ghetto accent* Sho' nough is :P

J

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Nov 20, 2003, 4:20am

Fo' shizzo my nizzo?

Light Fizzil

Nov 20, 2003, 1:16pm

[View Quote] > Fo' shizzo my nizzo?

Shizzle my nizzle, there's no o.

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--Bowen--
http://bowen.homelinux.com
Give me ideas.

Nov 20, 2003, 2:27pm

MY LORD!
Thank you so much Bowen. I don't know where I would be without you! I mean,
to speak English bad is one thing, but to type EBONICs wrong, good gracious,
I'm surprised the PKs haven't yet apprehended me.

You, sir, are a credit to AW!

LF

Nov 20, 2003, 5:32pm

[View Quote] > MY LORD!
> Thank you so much Bowen. I don't know where I would be without you! I mean,
> to speak English bad is one thing, but to type EBONICs wrong, good gracious,
> I'm surprised the PKs haven't yet apprehended me.
>
> You, sir, are a credit to AW!
>
> LF

I'm glad we're on the same page. But, Ebonics isn't the language it's
tagged from. This sort of Ebonics of Ebonics stems from Snoop Dog's
"For Shizzle my nizzle" saying, which basically takes a words beginning
letter and strips the rest out and replaces with izzle (sometimes an
extra letter to get the proper sound from the first letter).

For Shizzle my nizzle is snoop-slang for "For sure my nigger." I'm
sorry if I burst anyones bubble with the "N-word" but it's what black
homies call each other.

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--Bowen--
http://bowen.homelinux.com
Give me ideas.

Nov 20, 2003, 7:35pm

Say no more my brother-from-another-mother. I hear your "holla"

Word

LF

Nov 20, 2003, 8:33pm

[View Quote] > Say no more my brother-from-another-mother. I hear your "holla"
>
> Word

All things bling, yo. Word up.

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--Bowen--
http://bowen.homelinux.com
Give me ideas.

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