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Mar 28, 2003, 9:22pm

No Offence to any Bass player.................


A guitar player comes to the doctor and complains about a serious
deterioriation of his memory. He especially has a hard time remembering
correct changes and is afraid to lose all his gigs. Since the doctor can't
find the cause, he asks the guitarist to leave behind his brain for a week
in his lab for more detailed examinations. After seven days the guitar
player fails to show up, and even after 2 more weeks there's no sign of him.

Finally the doctor runs into him on the street, grabs him and asks:

"Excuse me, but your brain is still waiting for you to stop by and pick it
up, so why don't you show up?"

The guitarist says, "Well, I think you can keep it; I finally switched to
bass..."
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A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a
coupon for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson,
the father asks,

"So, what did you learn?"

"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string."

Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks about the
progress, and the son replies,

"This time I learned the first five notes on the A string."

One week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of
cigarettes and beer. So the father asks:

"Hey, what happened in today's lesson?"

"Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson; I had a gig!"
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A tour manager comes across the guitarist and bass player fighting at the
side of the stage and pulls them apart asking what the problem was.

"That bastard detuned one of the strings on my bass," says the bass player,
"and we're on stage in five minutes."

"So what's the problem?", asks the tour manager.

"He won't tell me which string it was", said the Bassist.

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