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Dec 17, 2002, 4:42pm

In other words, are you an optimistic person, pessimistic or any other
little philosophies you can throw in there.

Its a kinda stupid topic but this is general discussion.

Dec 17, 2002, 5:48pm

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the
pessimist sees only the red stoplight.. The truly wise person is
colorblind...:)

Dec 17, 2002, 6:44pm

Heh, thats pretty good it reminds me of another one I heard a while ago.

"It isn't half full or half empty, they just make glasses twice as large as
they need to be"

Dec 17, 2002, 6:59pm

The glass is a broken collection of jagged, razor-sharp shards laced with high concentrations of cyanide and arsenic. Whatever liquid it once contained has long since seeped through the many cracks and breaks in the structure of the glass. The glass now contains an infestation of various forms of insect life, most of these dead and rotting after being killed by the aforementioned poisons.

The glass is currently half full of the said dead insect bodies. The bacterial life forms that are causing the insect bodies to decay were not taken in to measurement.

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Dec 17, 2002, 7:30pm

wow, dude, I want some of what your on....;)

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Dec 17, 2002, 8:25pm

Neither, I ordered a hamburger!

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Dec 17, 2002, 8:29pm

WOOOHOOOOO!!!!! im colorblind!! hahahahha! im a truly wise mofo! :)

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Dec 17, 2002, 8:31pm

and i've got some! :)
come on ladies and gents, only $30 an ounce!

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Dec 18, 2002, 7:33am

I've always considered that illustration to be faulty as to my mind whether
it is half full or half empty depends on whether it has been only filled
half way or was full and emptied half way. Examination of the upper part of
the glass for lip prints, water residues or other cues might help if there
is no history in the area to determine it. Ultimately though, the really
interesting question is who's gonna finish drinking it?
I describe myself as a pessimistic optimist, which is to say, the worst
possible thing than can happen probably will but it'll all turn out for best
in the end. :-)



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Dec 18, 2002, 3:19pm

In other words, lunch!
*proceeds to consume shards, bugs, etc.*

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Dec 18, 2002, 6:18pm

Glass? psh, i drink stright out of cans and bottles!

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Dec 18, 2002, 6:19pm

lol! i say the exact same thing most the time! great minds think alike i
guess? :)

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Dec 19, 2002, 3:27am

and fools seldome differ ~grin~


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