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Aug 12, 2002, 11:08pm

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[View Quote] > He hardly "burnt" me, Syntax; he's just being a trolling moron and I tire of him. <shrug>
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One hopes soon he'll tire soon of more of us :o)

[View Quote] Don't bother as you're now filtered. Enjoy being ignored, twit!

Dearest Eep,
Hmm, somehow I expected a wittier repartee Eep. Your average joust is at least good for 15 to

20 ill-conceived posts. Alas, the sport of troll baiting isn't what it used to be. (maybe
that's a good thing :o)) I'd have at least composed a poem fit for the occasion. This is
dedicated to troll-baiters (me) and to trolls (fill in the blank) everywhere. My apologies to

Poe.
"Baphomet!" said I, "thing of evil! -- trollster still, if fool or devil!
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this pleasant land enchanted
On this home by Horror haunted -- tell me truly, I implore
Is there... is there anything in your head? -- tell me -- tell me, I implore!"
But the trollster said no more.

"Moron!" said I, "trolling moron... prophet of the land of Sodom!
By that Heaven that bends above us... by that God who ought to love us
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
Comes a day when thou unbidden render up some talent hidden and join us in this idea midden
Post a rare and funny concept other 'readers might adore."
The trollster simply yelled and swore.

"Be that word our sign of parting, fool or fiend!" I grow tired of your endless farting
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no annotation as a token of that lie thou fool hath spoken!
Leave my peacefulness unbroken!...please sir, quit the 'news groups floor,
Take thy head from out thy arse, and darken not the 'news group door!"
We're sick of you, we want no more.

And the trollster, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
With his poorly written pile of fishboned crap scattered 'neath him,
And his ideas have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
Soullessly in endless scheming, and occasionally screaming when his ideas are called poor
I took my mind from out that shadow that obscures his uncaring face,
(insert name of your choice)Troll, please quit this place !

(cited upon request)
And with that I take my leave from troll-baiting and my puissant muse for poetry. I don't
often post to AW newsgroups and I'm sure the reason why is clear to many of you by now. No
need to ban me. (waves to the moderator) I'm done for now...lol
Cheers,
Kit
P.S. Eep, I'm not a guy. :o)

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