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10 AW Commandments (General Discussion)
10 AW Commandments // General Discussionwizard myrddinMay 18, 2002, 11:17am
Ok its about time for humour.
No Offence meant to anyone 10 AW Commandments 1.. Thou shalt not downloadeth seqs,objects,textures on thine work computer, lest ye be cast out and ye be doomed to burn in hell. 2.. Thou shalt visit AW.Corp daily and keep it holy. 3.. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, even if he is a flaming Eep 4.. Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that which is copyrighted. 5.. Thou shalt not build any unwanted sign3.rwx before me, for I shall smite them immediately with a hasty click and read them not. 6.. Thou shalt use no Virtual Universe other than AW, for thy AW is a jealous AW. 7.. Thou shalt not forward chain letters. Instead, send these commandments to ten friends, and help save the life of a small tourist at AWgate! 8.. Mass Telegram AW not, lest ye be spammed tenfold. 9.. Thou shalt not spill thy guts and then click "Reply to all." 10.. Thou shall not call thyself "Peacekeeper or Gatekeeper" online when "God's Chosen" sounds so much better. (reproducced and modified) Wiz |