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Feb 18, 1999, 5:08pm

I recieved the following today. There are some lines in it that some people
inhere should start to use, I think.

Rolu


> __________________________________________________
> The following is a Nepali GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM
>
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> / / | * * | \ \
> # \ / ( * ) /=7F
> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
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> ' - - -' ' - - -'
>
> This tantra totem has been sent to you for good luck. It has
> been sent around the world ten times so far. You will receive
> good luck within four days of relaying this tantra totem. Send
> copies to people you think need good luck. Don't send
> money as fate has no price. Do not keep this message. The
> tantra totem must leave your hands in 96 hours. Send ten
> copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a very
> pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not
> superstitious.
>
> INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
>
> 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
> 2. Memorise your favourite poem.
> 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all
> you want.
> 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
> 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
> 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
> 7. Believe in love at first sight.
> 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
> 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's
> the only way to live life completely.
> 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
> 11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
> 12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
> 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to
> answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
> 14. Remember that great love and great achievements
> involve great risk.
> 15. Call your mum.
> 16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
> 17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
> 18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for
> others; Responsibility for all your actions.
> 19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
> 20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate
> steps.21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will
> hear it in your voice.
> 22. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older,
> their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
> 23. Spend some time alone.
> 24. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
> 25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
> 26. Read more books and watch less TV.
> 27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and
> think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
> 28. Trust in God but lock your car.
> 29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all
> you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.
> 30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current
> situation, don't bring up the past.
> 31. Read between the lines.
> 32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
> 33. Be gentle with the earth.
> 34. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.
> 35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
> 36. Mind your own business.
> 37. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes
> when you kiss.
> 38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
> 39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others
> while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
> 40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a
> stroke of luck.
> 41. Learn the rules then break some.
> 42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your
> love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
> 43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to
> get it.
> 44. Remember that your character is your destiny.
> 45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
>
> Now, here's the FUN part !
>
> Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
> 0-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
> 5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
> 9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3
> weeks.
> 15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and
> everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.

Feb 19, 1999, 9:50am

Oh pls, rolu... I sent it to infinity because it was stupid. I didn't =
mean it that seriously. (I sent it to 4 people anyway).

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"Real programmers like vending machine popcorn. Coders pop it in the =
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can tell what job is running just by listening to the rate of popping."

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Feb 19, 1999, 1:51pm

I didn't say serious, I said there were some lines in it that could do some
good to people inhere, like (but not only)

(particulary wishlist NG)

Rolu


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microwave oven. Real programmers use the heat given off by the CPU. They can
tell what job is running just by listening to the rate of popping."

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Feb 19, 1999, 2:49pm

Well, I found #28 amusing: Trust in god but lock your car.

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"Real programmers like vending machine popcorn. Coders pop it in the =
microwave oven. Real programmers use the heat given off by the CPU. They =
can tell what job is running just by listening to the rate of popping."

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