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Aug 21, 2005, 6:41am

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's Club which is strictly for Men.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
It was a summer's day in winter,
And the snow was raining fast,
As a barefoot boy with shoes on,
Stood sitting in the grass.
Oh, that bright day in the dead of night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Three blind men to see fair play,
Forty mutes to yell "Hooray"!
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and arrested those two dead boys.

Aug 21, 2005, 10:44am

If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!

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Aug 22, 2005, 2:14am

Down at the station the policeman took out his knife,
couldn't tell if the boys were dead or alive.
Until they both woke up sitting by a computer,
and that policeman was on some game called Excalibur.
The clock said 4,
there was a knock on the floor.
It was the blind man and his cane walking in the kitchen,
He told the boys to get to bed,
the boys faces turned red.
They knew what he said.
So they went to their rooms,
and dreamed about big animals and full moons.



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