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Humor: Politically Correct // Communitysw comitSep 5, 2004, 6:54pm
Some well known bedtime stories, changed to be politically correct :P
Little Red Riding Hood: http://66.102.7.104/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&q=cache%3Awww.otherside.net%2Fredhood.htm Three Little Pigs: http://www.spunk.org/library/humour/sp001556.html Nursery Rhymes: http://www.re-quest.net/reading/rhymes/ Here's Marry Had a Little Lamb: Original - Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. PC - A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway. veraSep 5, 2004, 8:54pm
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Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit ROTFL:))))))))))))))) [View Quote] > Some well known bedtime stories, changed to be politically correct :P > > Little Red Riding Hood: > http://66.102.7.104/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&q=cache%3Awww.otherside.net%2Fredhood.htm > > Three Little Pigs: http://www.spunk.org/library/humour/sp001556.html > > Nursery Rhymes: http://www.re-quest.net/reading/rhymes/ > > Here's Marry Had a Little Lamb: > > Original - Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere > that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. > > PC - A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small > immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering > reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that > of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. > Regardless of the translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, > there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select > the same pathway. --------------CDC0AE1F7C8760E2E370567E Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit <!doctype html public "-//w3c//dtd html 4.0 transitional//en"> <html> ROTFL:))))))))))))))) [View Quote] --------------CDC0AE1F7C8760E2E370567E-- |
