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For the community... (Community)
For the community... // Community
May 28, 2004, 5:25pm
Midnite Blu sent me this today and I asked him if I could share it with the
community because of the flames, bickering and such...and he said sure ! so
here it is. hope it makes you laugh... like it did me
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly
this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to
confront the druggist, and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist said, "Now just a
minute! Listen to my side of it"................
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went
without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had
locked the house and car keys were inside. I had to break a window to get my
keys.
Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was
about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store there were a bunch of people waiting for me
to open up. I got the store opened, and started waiting on these people.
All the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. I had to break open a
roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they
spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the
nickels. The phone was still ringing.
When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer. That made me
stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and
half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing
with no let up.
When I finally got to answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how to
use a RECTAL thermometer. And believe me Mister, as God is my
witness.......all I did was tell her!
May 28, 2004, 5:28pm
:) LOL good one! hehehehe
[View Quote]"qrv" <qrv at geocities.com> wrote in message news:40b7922f$1 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
> Midnite Blu sent me this today and I asked him if I could share it with the
> community because of the flames, bickering and such...and he said sure ! so
> here it is. hope it makes you laugh... like it did me
>
> Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
> Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly
> this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to
> confront the druggist, and demand an apology.
>
> Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist said, "Now just a
> minute! Listen to my side of it"................
>
> This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went
> without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had
> locked the house and car keys were inside. I had to break a window to get my
> keys.
>
> Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was
> about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.
>
> When I finally got to the store there were a bunch of people waiting for me
> to open up. I got the store opened, and started waiting on these people.
>
> All the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. I had to break open a
> roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they
> spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the
> nickels. The phone was still ringing.
>
> When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer. That made me
> stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and
> half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing
> with no let up.
>
> When I finally got to answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how to
> use a RECTAL thermometer. And believe me Mister, as God is my
> witness.......all I did was tell her!
>
>
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May 28, 2004, 11:39pm
ROFL! Thanks hon. I needed a good giggle ;-"D
[View Quote]"qrv" <qrv at geocities.com> wrote in message
news:40b7922f$1 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
> Midnite Blu sent me this today and I asked him if I could share it with
the
> community because of the flames, bickering and such...and he said sure !
so
> here it is. hope it makes you laugh... like it did me
>
> Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
> Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly
> this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to
> confront the druggist, and demand an apology.
>
> Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist said, "Now just
a
> minute! Listen to my side of it"................
>
> This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went
> without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had
> locked the house and car keys were inside. I had to break a window to get
my
> keys.
>
> Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I
was
> about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.
>
> When I finally got to the store there were a bunch of people waiting for
me
> to open up. I got the store opened, and started waiting on these people.
>
> All the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. I had to break open
a
> roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they
> spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up
the
> nickels. The phone was still ringing.
>
> When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer. That made me
> stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and
> half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still
ringing
> with no let up.
>
> When I finally got to answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how
to
> use a RECTAL thermometer. And believe me Mister, as God is my
> witness.......all I did was tell her!
>
>
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