I would like to admit something shameful in public too. (Community)

I would like to admit something shameful in public too. // Community

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ubermonkey

May 9, 2004, 6:12pm
I hate to have to bring this difficult topic up in a public forum, but I
feel that, since we're all discussing and sharing our personal secrets, I
need to come clean too.

I'm not really a monkey.

I know, I know -- for the past eight years, I've been letting everyone I
knew in AW believe I was in fact a monkey -- an ape to be specific -- which,
through complex genetic tampering, had become capable of communicating using
a rough form of "English" and a computer, and had even learned how to
program through a system of "banana rewards."

Well, it's all lies.

I'm so ashamed.

Sincerely,
Uber "Not A Monkey" Monkey.

c p

May 9, 2004, 6:34pm
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


I thought you where real liar liar liar!

*crys* you got my hopes up

*sobs*

ok im done


ha ha first response!


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tony m

May 9, 2004, 6:44pm
Lies! All lies! I worked with the team of doctors who engineered this monstrosity known as UberMonkey. He is, infact, several monkeys within the body of one; hence why some of you may have seen me refer to UberMonkey as "Monkeys!" in his Proxima game.

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ima genius

May 9, 2004, 6:57pm
About these banana rewards... were they cellular, modular, or
interactive-odular?

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ep0ch

May 9, 2004, 7:07pm
Hahaha in light of Seyia, this is a very bad thing indeed. This sort of
thing can cause riots and angry mobs. Though the banana rewards sound tasty,
you lied!

^_^ Ep0ch

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c p

May 9, 2004, 11:25pm
banana phone badger dance?
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elyk

May 10, 2004, 2:07am
lol

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Elyk
kfoerst at sbcglobal.net

sw comit

May 10, 2004, 4:00am
Well, are you at least uber? O_o

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caseyangel

May 10, 2004, 11:37am
awwwww we knew it all along. we saw ya swimming a few times..... but we
wanted to keep yer secret =D

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mauz

May 10, 2004, 12:02pm
[View Quote] And I'm not a mouse, R2D2, Pikachu, bird or any other small critter,
even though I like wearing those kinds of avatars. In fact, I'm pretty tall.
Is it so wrong to pretend, if only in VR, that I'm small and cute? Waah.

Whew, glad to get that off my chest.

--
Mauz
http://mauz.info

ananas

May 10, 2004, 2:17pm
A Hirvi maybe? We'll be looking for one again soon ;-)


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xelag

May 10, 2004, 5:07pm
WAAAA.

I'm not 55 yo, I'm 5000 yo. I'm not male, I'm an amoeba from outer
space

My xelagots impersonate humans, mostly, sometimes other species too.
Their gender and age is FAKED!

I hope the judge will be lenient...

Cyber-Amoeba

On 9 May 2004 16:12:37 -0400, "ubermonkey" <ubermonkey at wcalliance.com>
[View Quote] >I hate to have to bring this difficult topic up in a public forum, but I
>feel that, since we're all discussing and sharing our personal secrets, I
>need to come clean too.
>
>I'm not really a monkey.
>
>I know, I know -- for the past eight years, I've been letting everyone I
>knew in AW believe I was in fact a monkey -- an ape to be specific -- which,
>through complex genetic tampering, had become capable of communicating using
>a rough form of "English" and a computer, and had even learned how to
>program through a system of "banana rewards."
>
>Well, it's all lies.
>
>I'm so ashamed.
>
>Sincerely,
>Uber "Not A Monkey" Monkey.
>

andras

May 10, 2004, 7:09pm
[View Quote] > I hate to have to bring this difficult topic up in a public forum, but I
> feel that, since we're all discussing and sharing our personal secrets, I
> need to come clean too.
>
> I'm not really a monkey.
>
> I know, I know -- for the past eight years, I've been letting everyone I
> knew in AW believe I was in fact a monkey -- an ape to be specific -- which,
> through complex genetic tampering, had become capable of communicating using
> a rough form of "English" and a computer, and had even learned how to
> program through a system of "banana rewards."
>
> Well, it's all lies.
>
> I'm so ashamed.
>
> Sincerely,
> Uber "Not A Monkey" Monkey.
>
>

I don't want to hurt anybody's feeling but I'm REALLY Andras. Nothing can change it! Not even the worst NG flames!!!

--
Andras
"It's MY computer" (tm Steve Gibson)

ryan

May 10, 2004, 8:56pm
Woof. Woof! Bark bark bark. Arf. Woof! Arf!! Woof.

I'm so glad I got that out :)

Ryan
Citizen #323279


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swe

May 11, 2004, 6:26pm
i'm i don't really have a camera around my neck all the time, i just try to
look cool :(

-SWE

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swe

May 11, 2004, 6:28pm
whats an andras O_O

-SWE

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ananas

May 12, 2004, 1:16pm
It's a 2-legger, something that looks a little bit
like a Picard but isn't exactly the same.


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andras

May 12, 2004, 1:49pm
[View Quote] Ananas in disguise :)
--
Andras
"It's MY computer" (tm Steve Gibson)

wizard myrddin

May 12, 2004, 1:55pm
Make it so

:-)

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cem

May 13, 2004, 3:09pm
This post seems a bit pointless :P


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xelag

May 13, 2004, 3:28pm
hmm, yes, I could agree with that, yout post seems a bit pointless :P

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.sharon none

May 13, 2004, 6:39pm
Cem is a young teen XelaG. He happens to be right too. You think at your
age you could give the young people with brains some slack ?



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qrv

May 13, 2004, 7:56pm
..sharon >
Cem is a young teen XelaG? Cool ! But *confused* if Cem feels his own post
is pointless then why did he send it? Boredom? Anyway, since he has not
replied to you on this, at Alex's 5000 age he shows quite a lot of wisdom
and patience NOT to respond to egotistical posts.



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caseyangel

May 13, 2004, 7:59pm
ROFL

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themask

May 13, 2004, 9:24pm
I would take that offending at Xela's age. He has gone threw more of us
young teens. So yes, he is wise.

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