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Nov 11, 2003, 3:21am

I was at AWGate today when a new cit stopped in called "someone"

A little while later another new cit came to say hello called "noone"

They were both introduced to AW by their friend who was already a cit called
"everyone"

Someone has a world named "Somewhere".

Noone has a world called "Nowhere"

Everyone has a world called... take a guess.. "Everywhere"

So "noone" invited "everyone" to go "somewhere", but "someone" decided to go
"nowhere", and while "everyone" was getting ready to go "somewhere",
"noone" was going "anywhere".

"Anywhere" was not really owned by "anyone".. "noone" really owned it, or
"everyone" did depending on who you asked. I don't really know "anyone"
anyway, although apparently "everyone" does.

But in any case, "anyone" and "everyone" were having a lot of fun
"somewhere" with "noone" in particular but "someone" is really PO'd that
they weren't invited.

So if you you don't know "anyone" don't worry about it, but wether you care
about "everyone" or "noone", you may want to tell "someone" to go
"somewhere".. she's currently going "nowhere".

I'll be going "elsewhere" now, but that's a different post. See you soon
"Elseone".

Nov 11, 2003, 3:24am

that was in honor of Abbot and Costellow BTW

:-)

Nov 11, 2003, 3:31am

*giggles* loved it
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Nov 11, 2003, 4:28am

Hey :-) I have that world you mentioned called "AnyWhere" but I haven't run
it in quite awhile. I think it might be expired now. If it isn't, I might
open it because it's been so long since I've been "AnyWhere". If it is
expired, I have others though and whenever I feel like it I can start them
up and "anyone" and "everyone" can go on "Forever" and "Evermore", but until
I do, "no one" can get in.

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Nov 11, 2003, 10:27am

Are you anyone then?

Everyone was talking about you until someone told them to shut up
but noone was paying attention.

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Nov 11, 2003, 10:32am

You should see some of the models these people have
made.

Someone made nothing.rwx .. worth a look if you can find it.

Noone made anything.rwx .. you can see that one all over.

Everyone made everything.rwx but you knew that already.

Anyone could have made anything.rwx . I don't know for sure.

Nov 11, 2003, 1:29pm

Whos on first;
Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. The Yankee's manager
gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've net the guys. So you'll have to tell me their
names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give
these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofe'
Abbott: Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first,
What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names.
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking you who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the
money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and
collects it.
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes.

Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he
sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes.

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: One base at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: Ok.
Abbott: Alright.


Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing
third?
Abbott: No. Who's playing first.
Costello: What's on base?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third.
Costello: There I go, back on third again!

Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Abbott: Alright, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's playing third base?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Costello: What am I putting on third.
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: You don't want who on second?
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Together: Third base!

Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: I'm not...stay out of the infield!!! I want to know what's the
guy's name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know.
Together: Third base!

Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's center fielder

Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The pitcher's name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Costello: I'll break your arm if you say who's on first!!! I want to know
what's the pitcher's name?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Together: Third base!

Costello: Gotta a catcher?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The catcher's name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.

Costello: You know I'm a catcher too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's
pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter
bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna
throw the guy out at first. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about!

Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's got it?
Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it.
Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't you throw the ball to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: Your not saying it...
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw it to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I throw the ball to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is
drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball
and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws
it back to
Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and
hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I
don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.
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Nov 11, 2003, 4:16pm

There was once a round castle but the king was murderd...Who did it?Was it
the queen who was in her throne?Was it the chef who was cooking food?Or was
it the maid who was cleaning in the corner?
Answer at the bottom :-)

--Ronan







It was the Maid,she lied (cleaning in the corner in a round castle)

Nov 11, 2003, 8:06pm

lol thanx for this what a hoot been a while since i've seen this...:)

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Nov 11, 2003, 8:33pm

No, apparently I'm not anyone. If everyone was talking about me I guess I'd
really be someone. The only reason noone was paying attention was because
noone was talking about me.

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Nov 11, 2003, 8:35pm

Well Duh!

Lol

~John

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