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mike zimmer // User Search
mike zimmer // User Search
Jun 28, 2002, 2:42pm
DICK CHENEY VIRUS - Reformats your harddrive every 3 days.
Nice, gave me a good laugh. And trust me, thats hard to do at this time of
the morning :-D
[View Quote]"wizard myrddin" <izzy at rdescape.com> wrote in message
news:3d1c1160 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
> Boy that got your attention, Fun time folks..
>
> Canonical List of Computer Viruses
>
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> ...
> ADAM AND EVE VIRUS - Takes a couple of bytes out of your apple.
>
> AIRLINE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
>
> AL GORE UNIX VIRUS - Whenever you inquire about one of your environment
> variables, it shows you the current setting, but then tacks on an alarmist
> message concerning the future of the variable.
>
> ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be
back.
>
> AT&T VIRUS - constantly reminds you how it's giving you much better
service
> than the other viruses.
>
> AT&T NEW VIRUS - every three minutes it complains that it's sick of
circles.
>
> BILL CLINTON VIRUS - This virus mutates from region to region. We're not
> sure what it does.
>
> BILLY GRAHAM VIRUS - When you save a file, it prints, "I am saved!" to the
> screen.
>
> BIRTHDAY VIRUS - Keeps advancing your clock by another year.
>
> BOBBIT VIRUS - It turns a 7.5meg hardrive to a 3 1/2 inch floppy drive.
>
> BUSH VIRUS - Before you buy a new computer, it claims that your old
computer
> works on voodoo programming. After you buy your new computer, it maintains
> the course of your old computer. For to do otherwise wouldn't be prudent
at
> this juncture.
>
> CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS - Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in
> the reviews, but you still love it!
>
> CLEVELAND INDIANS VIRUS - Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286/AT.
>
> CLINTON VIRUS - Fills you with the compulsion to cut wasteful government
> spending at the same time that it compels you to hop into an airplane for
a
> $200.00 haircut at taxpayer expense.
>
> CONGRESS VIRUS - Overdraws your disk space.
>
> CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS - Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously,
> but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
>
> CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS 2 - The computer locks up, screen splits erratically
> with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the
> problem.
>
> DAN QUAYLE VIRUS - Forces your computer to play "PGA Tour" from 10 am to 4
> pm, 6 days a week.
>
> DAN QUAYLE VIRUS 2 - Prevents your processes from spawning any child
without
> first joining into a binary network. Also said to cause speling erors in
> files stored on your disk.
>
> DAN QUAYLE VIRUS 3 - Their is sumthing rong with your compueter, ewe just
> can't figyour out watt.
>
> DAVID DUKE VIRUS - Makes your screen go completely white.
>
> ELVIS VIRUS - Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then
> self-destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations
> across rural America.
>
> FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little
> units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to
be
> the most important part of the computer.
>
> FREUDIAN VIRUS - Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own
> motherboard.
>
> GALLUP VIRUS - Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of
> their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of
> error).
>
> GEORGE BUSH VIRUS - Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until
> November.
>
> GEORGE BUSH VIRUS 2 - It starts by boldly stating, "Read my test... no new
> files!" on the screen, proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard
> drive with new files, then blames it on the Congress Virus.
>
> GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS - nothing works on your system, but all your
> diagnostic software says everything is just fine.
>
> GRIDLOCK VIRUS - Keeps shuffling information that it calls 'bills' between
> your CPU and BUS, sending messages like 'House Bill #xxxx is unacceptable
to
> Senate'. Never gets any work done.
>
> H ROSS PEROT VIRUS - Runs for awhile, leaves the system, then re-appears,
> but with less effect.
>
> H ROSS PEROT VIRUS 2 - Same as the Jerry Brown Virus, only nicer fonts are
> used, and it appears to have had a lot more money put into its
development.
>
> H ROSS PEROT VIRUS 3 - Activates every component in your system, just
before
> the whole thing quits.
>
> HEALTH CARE VIRUS - Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and
> sends you a bill for $4,500.
>
> IMELDA MARCOS VIRUS - Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then
> subtracts money from your Quicken Account, and spends it all on expensive
> shoes it purchases through Prodigy.
>
> JERRY BROWN VIRUS - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.
>
> JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS - Nobody can find it.
>
> • JOHNNY COCHRANE VIRUS - Constantly gloats on how fast it us when
> compared to the Marcia Clark Virus.
>
> JOKE VIRUS - poses as a harmless list of funny computer virus names!
>
> Is quickly passed from one user to all other users known via e-mail,
> consequently consuming all known network resources. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS -
> Enables irreparably damaged files to delete themselves.
>
> JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS 2 - Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants
to.
>
> LAPD VIRUS - It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC
and
> erases then in "self-defense."
>
> LEFT-WING-DRIVEL VIRUS - Deletes all monetary files, but keeps smiling and
> sending messages about how the economy is going to get better.
>
> MARCIA CLARK VIRUS - Asks for more time every time you give a command.
>
> MARIO CUOMO VIRUS - A very powerful virus, if it would ever run.
>
> MCI VIRUS - Encourages you to send it to your friends and family.
>
> MCI VIRUS 2 - Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too
much
> for the AT&T VIRUS.
>
> MCI NEW VIRUS - Every three minutes it asks another true/false question.
>
> MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS - Hard to identify because it is constantly altering
> its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.
>
> NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS - Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people
mad
> just thinking about it.
>
> NIKE VIRUS - Just does it!
>
> OLLIE NORTH VIRUS - Turns your printer into a document shredder.
>
> OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - First appears on system as a 120 KB file, later
swells
> to 200 KB, then returns to its original size. Periodic printouts appear to
> keep you aprised.
>
> PAT BUCHANAN VIRUS - Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen.
>
> PAUL REVERE VIRUS - This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It
warns
> you of impending hard disk attack--once if by LAN, twice if by C:\.
>
> PAUL TSONGAS VIRUS - Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa
Claus."
>
> PBS VIRUS - Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.
>
> POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS - prefers to call itself an "electronic
> microorganism".
>
> PONZI VIRUS - It logs onto your bank's computer and transfers $1 into the
> accounts of the owners of the last 10 computers it was on. It then
attaches
> itself to the next 10 items of mail you send.
>
> REAGAN VIRUS - Puts your computer to sleep for eight years. When your
> computer wakes up, you're three trillion more dollars in debt.
>
> RICHARD NIXON VIRUS - Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus." You can wipe
it
> out, but it always makes a comeback.
>
> RIGHT-TO-LIFE VIRUS - Before allowing you to delete any file, it first
asks
> you if you've considered the alternatives.
>
> RIGHT-TO-LIFE VIRUS 2 - Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of
how
> old it is. It you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a
> counselor about possible alternatives.
>
> RIGHT-WING-HARDLINER VIRUS - Won't allow any changes on your system, but
> keeps saying that things will get better as soon as it takes over the
> Whitehouse.
>
> SEARS VIRUS - Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power
> supply, and a set of shocks.
>
> SPRINT VIRUS - Periodically runs sound file of a pin dropping.
>
> STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone
> before.
>
> TED KENNEDY VIRUS - Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened.
>
> TED TURNER VIRUS - Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
>
> TERRY RANDLE VIRUS - Prints, "Oh no you don't," whenever you choose,
"Abort"
> from the "Abort, Retry, Ignore" message.
>
> TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
>
> TIPPER GORE VIRUS - When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a
> warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children.
>
> WARREN COMMISSION VIRUS - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
>
>
>
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Jun 29, 2002, 4:45pm
ROFL :-D
[View Quote]"wizard myrddin" <admin at rdescape.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3d1d9ccc at server1.Activeworlds.com...
> Opps forgot one important one
>
> EEP Virus - You think its finally gone from your computer and then it
> arrives back with a vengeance
>
> ^^
> Wiz
> "mike zimmer" <mike at remmiz.com> wrote in message
> news:3d1c91f7 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
of
>
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environment
> alarmist
not
> the
drive.
> maintains
prudent
> in
> 286/AT.
government
> for
> simultaneously,
erratically
to
> 4
in
> just
stations
> little
to
of
of
> until
> new
> hard
your
> between
> unacceptable
> re-appears,
> are
> and
> then
> expensive
> number.
when
> VIRUS -
wants
PC
> and
too
question.
> altering
> car.
people
appear
> to
> screen.
> the
> wipe
of
see
> a
but
gone
happened.
up
> a
children.
> years.
>
>
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Jul 22, 2002, 1:52pm
Toodles, Best of Luck to you out there in...the real life.
Aug 6, 2002, 12:48am
So have we established that ohhhmy is JFK...yet?
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Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"goober king" <gooberking at utn.cjb.net> wrote in message
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> *smirk* It seems I've hit a nerve. Good, that means I did my job. ;)
>
> I noticed you actually changed your email address this time. While you
> may be learning, it's a bit late now. Oh well, JFK, keep trying. You may
> fool us eventually!
>
> ohhhmy wrote:
>
> <snip more ranting>
>
>
> --
> Goober King
> That'll be the day :P
> robrod at prism.net
>
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Aug 6, 2002, 1:39am
And plus he capitalizes randoms words throughout his posts, just like JFK2
did/does.
-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"joeman" <Joeman at bootdown.com> wrote in message
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> You, are Gerald Kieffer. You cant hide from that any more. You, emailed
me
> a week ago moaning about something under the email address
> gkieffer at atozasia.com. Now that that's set in stone, lets move on.
Gerald
> Kieffer is JKF2, we all know this also. So, using basic logic, we all now
> know that you, are infact, JKF2. Now, the next thing. Here's your
message
> ID:
> Message-ID: <XnsXXXXXXXXXXBBXjfk2jfkmusiccom at 64.94.241.201>
> Now, lets break that apart, shall we?
> <XnsXXXXXXXXXXBBX | jfk2 | jfkmusiccom | at 64.94.241.201>
> ^ useless crap ^ ^ you ^ your domain ^ where
your
> posting to
> So, what your saying is, you just happened to have the same domain as
> Kieffer, and, the same username? How could this be? Are we dealing with
a
> skitz also? What's the deal? You can't hide like you are, its too
> transparent. A half blind, deaf monkey with half a brain could see
through
> your supposed 'Smoke screen' you've been setting up. I'm sorry, but this
is
> the most pathetic attempt to conceal ones identity that I've ever seen.
> Hell, the demented monkey that found you out could have a nametag on and
> still hide his identity better than you. Seriously, don't bring this shit
> into here. We don't need this. You've been found out, yet, you keep up
the
> BS. Go back under the bridge where you belong.
>
> -Joe
>
>
>
>
> "ohhhmy" <OhhhMy at whatisthatemailaddy.org> wrote in message
> news:Xns9261D9D068EBjustefyde at 64.94.241.201...
than
>
>
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Sep 19, 2002, 9:03pm
Do you wanna be flamed?
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"pc hard o" <daniel at silversky.no> wrote in message
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I wanna be a Beta Tester !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Best Regards,
Daniel André Johansen
SilverSky WebDesign
Organization Number: 984 637 489
Phone: +47 994 95 244
E-Mail: daniel at silversky.no
ICQ: 7004435
"god zedle" <greg at greggage.com> skrev i melding
news:3d88e11b$1 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
> Does anyone know when the next wave of beta testers will be accepted? I
have
> asked Calpantara, but I get no responce. Anyone know?
>
> --
>
> God Zedle (#306364)
> --Programmer--
>
>
Oct 8, 2002, 9:51pm
Use. Reuse. Recycle.
Now how long as this been out on the internet?
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"the derek" <imthederek at yahoo.com> wrote in message
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http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/insanity.asp
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Oct 10, 2002, 7:50pm
http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php
Screw actually READING it :-)
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"lady murasaki" <Katarzis at comcast.net> wrote in message
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Oct 14, 2002, 11:44pm
Magic :-)
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"john" <johnfricker at lineone.net> wrote in message
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Mike.... how'd ya do that?
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Nov 3, 2002, 2:36pm
Bots are overrated. Now, if you want a GOOD RPG...don't use any bots at all!
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"god zedle" <greg at greggage.com> wrote in message
news:3dc08a39$1 at server1.Activeworlds.com...
Hello, I am starting a large scale RPG project that will take advantage of
every feature in AW there currently is. If you are an EXPERIENCED C/C++
programmer, please telegram me.
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I will test you for the project, then we will see what we can do about a
world. Then the fun begins.. from scratch, we will make the best RPG bot
ever seen on AW.
Please do not join if you plan to quit.
PS- check out the november newsletter coming soon to see my bot of the month
article!
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God Zedle (#306364)
--Programmer--
Nov 4, 2002, 11:44pm
Perhaps I am just jealous of the bot programming skills :-)
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
Nov 4, 2002, 11:42pm
Abstinence is always the best against viruses :-)
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
"Dam, someone always one that got the best protection.."
Nov 4, 2002, 11:52pm
Its the Word Association Game! I say a word, you reply with the first word
that comes to mind. Next person replies to that one. Ect.. So here we go...
banana
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
Nov 5, 2002, 2:05am
ropes
[View Quote]"bowen" <thisguyrules at 7k2.4mg.com.ANTISPAM> wrote in message
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Sideshow bob. ;)
--Bowen--
Nov 6, 2002, 7:42pm
meanies
[View Quote]"sw chris" <chrisw10 at skywalkeronline.net> wrote in message
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my word: blue
Nov 9, 2002, 2:26am
magic
[View Quote]"syntax" <syn at swcity.net> wrote in message
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Tim Burton
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Nov 5, 2002, 10:24pm
newgrounds
[View Quote]"ncc 71854" <NCC-71854 at USS-Venture.Starfleet.UFP> wrote in message
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Jean-Luc Picard
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Nov 5, 2002, 8:24pm
walkie talkies
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"ncc 71854" <NCC-71854 at USS-Venture.Starfleet.UFP> wrote in message
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Communicator badges
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Nov 6, 2002, 7:40pm
Or has anyone else had to re-download the NGs?
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
Nov 6, 2002, 7:43pm
At least I can now see posts made by AW Inc. :-)
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"eric" <eric at disaxiom.net> wrote in message
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Me too.
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"mike zimmer" <mike at remmiz.com> wrote in message
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> Or has anyone else had to re-download the NGs?
>
> --
> -Miek Zimmer
> *Mike
>
>
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Nov 6, 2002, 10:43pm
m0e
[View Quote]"ncc 71854" <NCC-71854 at USS-Venture.Starfleet.UFP> wrote in message
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peacekeepers
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Nov 8, 2002, 12:59am
money
[View Quote]"tony m" <ag5v1u7001 at sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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On 7 Nov 2002 20:41:14 -0500, "sw chris" <chrisw10 at skywalkeronline.net>
wrote:
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presents
Nov 7, 2002, 12:37am
medal
[View Quote]"ncc 71854" <NCC-71854 at USS-Venture.Starfleet.UFP> wrote in message
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aircrafts
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Nov 7, 2002, 1:12am
i wa sjust playing MEDAL of Honor and I had to call in airstrikes on some
missiles :-)
word: ring
[View Quote]"ncc 71854" <NCC-71854 at USS-Venture.Starfleet.UFP> wrote in message
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huh? you mean you wanna give him a medal for crashing those planes into that
building?
rofl..you are funny
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word: olympics
Nov 8, 2002, 8:32pm
downloading
[View Quote]"ncc 71854" <NCC-71854 at USS-Venture.Starfleet.UFP> wrote in message
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dynasty
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Nov 8, 2002, 10:54pm
Please continue from the new list, my bad :-)
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"syntax" <syn at swcity.net> wrote in message
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KAH!
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^_^
[View Quote]"ncc 71854" <NCC-71854 at USS-Venture.Starfleet.UFP> wrote in message
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> The last post was saying "centimeters" lolz
>
> ok....bandwidth
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Nov 12, 2002, 1:44am
monkey
(maybe im still thinking of Bush....)
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"tony m" <ag5v1u7001 at sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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bird
Nov 24, 2002, 9:46pm
Of course there is!
Options>Settings>Advanced
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"strike rapier" <strike at rapiercom.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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Is there any way to set up a master local object path on your home computer,
so that you do not need to mess about setting it up for differnt hosts, but
you could put something like...
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d:\localOP\master\
And have it search for objects in that before searching for the actual
object path... but for that same path to be searched for ALL hosts?
- Mark
Dec 1, 2002, 7:38pm
In the end, we went from
banana
to
monkey!
And it all comes together now....
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
Jun 28, 2003, 7:41am
Oddly, I don't feel sorry for you at all.
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-Miek Zimmer
*Mike
[View Quote]"mrbruce" <A1CTWorld at aol.com> wrote in message
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....I know I have gotton over 50 trojans and viruses from programs I
downloaded
> from KaZaA...
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